#shroom thinks

[witchcraft-of-obsession]

You know what I'm in the mood for... a yandere that doesn't know what he's doing. Like once he kidnaps his darling, he's like, " So, do you umm... like animal crackers or something." It's just so goofy because they spent so many months or years planning to this moment, but they never came up with the plan after it. Comes to a point where they ask his darling something like, " Umm... have you fallen madly in love with me, or do I need to wait a little more," or, " Be honestly did I do a good job on this?"

I just want some goofy yandere right now.

[witchcraft-of-obsession]

In my Opinion these Yandere tropes and Au! are overused. Part 1 ( So I'm not hating people who write for these tropes/au; these are just my personal opinion on the tropes/ au generally)

Tw: Yandere themes/behavior, cheating

Mafia! Au

Usually, the yandere Mafia au is written as the reader forced to marry a mafia boss because they're forced to play off the debt of their family member and that the boss has fallen in love with them somehow. This version is the most common form of it and my least favorite, in my opinion. The second common one is where the reader is kidnaped by the mafia for ransom or sole off by her lover or family to pay their debt and is forced to sever them, or they take pity on them and keep them as a glorified toy. I honestly like this version much more than the first because of the angst and thirst.

If I were to write a mafia au, I would either write two things; write the second typical version of it, or write something like the reader is the daughter of a mafia boss and they're arranged to marry the rival as a treaty. At first, both of you are only marrying each other for the treaty, and your 'husband' is going out, having fun, and fuck others while you just stay home doing nothing really. Out of nowhere, you do the same, and he's like, " Woah, Woah, Woah, I thought you loved me." It goes on, but you know where I'm heading at.

Yandere falls in love because of a drop of kindness

Most of the time, it goes that the yandere becomes obsessed with the reader because they did something nice for them. That's all about it, really; I find it boring because of how overused it is and how easily it can be used for characters.

If I were to write this trope, I would do something on the lines where the yandere isn't yandere yet for the reader; the reader does these nice things for the yandere, but they don't give a shit until the one just stops completely, which makes them go crazy for them because he misses their kindness. Honestly wouldn't want to write this trope even if someone paid me unless it really fits the character/oc.

[witchcraft-of-obsession]

that kidnapper yandere is a great idea with potential indeed yes, but i raise you the opposite!

you've been kinda coerced into joining this group and at first it was all fun and games however you were pretty curious about how they managed to get money, well, truth is, they're kidnappers and now that you're in, there ain't an out. So everytime they give you a job, you can only try not to fuck the person's life more than you already are and treat them with the smallest amount of dignity, lying to yourself when saying this made you somewhat of a better person than your friends.

Well, this new guy they kidnapped sure is weird, you supposed. No matter, he'll leave soon anyways, 'where to?' you didn't want to think about that.

(this ended up longer than expected)

Sorry, I haven't responded to this; I've just been having a writing block that just doesn't want me to write anything or even post.

Anyway, I Love this so much where the reader is the kidnapper and yandere is the kidnapped.

To continue on to this, after a few days, weeks, or maybe even months since you let the man leave, you never felt the same anymore; you couldn't put your finger on it, was it something missing, or a strange feeling when your alone, or how now new things seemed to apart on your door or mail. You let the group about how you feel, and they only laugh and make jokes that it's the cause of the new guy, and he's going to either take revenge or stalk you to make you his.

It's not like it's true, and the new guy followed you home and soon enough started stalking in person and online. It's not like he started breaking in into your home and stealing or putting things into your house. It's not like he leaves small Trinks on or in your door or mailbox as a sign he's always watching.