#shrubsaresexy

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ONE. All of the ONE. PS I did horrible things to you with Goggle.

Well i'm glad to hear you like me so mu----oh dear god what *runs off to view blog*

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BUT YOU NEVER LEAVE SMUT IN MY INBOX

Thats because I never leave smut in anyone inbox

I prefer submitting it for walls and such. It's tons more fun when they get awkward comments/stares

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44 :D

I finally get asked one of these and it's like, the most obvious one!? XD

44: Do you masturbate?

I do not. Nope, never. I don't fap every night and sometimes twice in a row. I do not alternate between my many fetishes are websites. I have never once spontaneously masturbated because of a sexy pic on tumblr, and I DEFINITELY have never ever masturbated on camera for anyone ever at all.

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If anyone believed any of this, you are following the wrong person and/or havent payed any attention. Failing grade. 0/10. -10 points from Gryffindor. GG?

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You have to fix your links again. :P Also I love you and miss you and stuffs.

ffffff---okay I shall

OMG I MISS YOU TOO AND GUESS WHAT!? PORPHYLIA ACCEPTED MY FRIEND REQUEST! AKFLFHJKAHKGJDLSW *flails and dies*

i'm such a fangirl for her like jesus crust Yes I stole and use that often now.

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2, 6, 7, 12, 21, 24, 27, 28, 29, 57, 61, 74

OH GOD WHY! Okay, but bed after this. Leeeeets see now.

2: Last sexual encounter: good or bad and why? - OH GEE ITS NOT LIKE YOU WER THERE OR ANYTHING >;P anyways, good is the answer, though not near acurate enough.

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________ - Easily the time a certain someone mother caught me fingering her daughter on her bed. XD

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO PICK JUST ONE!?!?! Ummmmm, I guess watching Fight club, when the explosions go off. I'm not sure why I was all turned on by mass destruction, but I was.

12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? - TRUST ME IF I COULD MANAGE MORE I WOULD NEVER STOP! I'd like, never be online cause i'd be fucking all the time. For once she would get tired and wore out and unable to recover! XD But anyways, when it comes to pleasing women however, I am a firm believer in More is best. Show that skill off gentlemen.

21: How big is too big: - Well I cant really fit 7. No matter how much I pound or smack or shove and really force it, 7 cards in one sleeve is just too much.

24: Three spots that drive you insane: (Im going to regret answering this so much) - The neck, my hair, and my back.

27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: I suggessted once that we all should gangbang a pool table. Not sure why. I'm willing to bet alcohol was involved.

28: How much fapping is too much fapping: TRICK QUESTION! THERES NO SUCH THING AS TO MUCH FAPPING!!!!!

29: Best sexual complement you ever got: "HOW did you even find that spot!?" - I thought it was pretty flattering to know her body better than her.

57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? - Noooot really.

61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Porn star of course! Put acting and sex together? HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH!!!!

74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? - Sir Lance-A-Load and I'd come out in like, armor looking stripper clothes and a riding horse toy thing.

.......not that I put any thought into this or anything. (Also totally changing my Sex Blog url to (SirLance-A-Load)

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I love it when you reblog Aimee's tags.

Sometimes having Missing e and being a lazy person caaaan have disadvantages

But hey, if it entertains you, then i'm aight with this~

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JACKIE! :D I MISSEDEDS YOU AND YOUR PERF PERFECTION OF PERFECTNESS!~

9: Last person to talk on the phone? - Gaia! We were being all silly and cutesy and dumb with each other cause we are THAT kinda couple >w<

11: When’s your birthday? - On the Second day of December, the year of Ninteen hundred and Ninety, a legend was born. That legend, was me. *Guitar solo into intro credits*

13: What kind of phone do you have? - Plain ol' Obama phone. I'm boring and dumb like that.

16: What were you doing at 4 am? - I believe making out with Gaia and trying to prevent her from leaving, as well as maybe perhaps possibly trying to convince her to let me bend her over and take her then and there ;D

24: What did you get your last bruise from? -  I was practicing a move I learned from Tai-Chi practice a few times and one of them I banged my shoulder into the door.

62: Would you take $40,000 or a brand new car? - 40K! DUH! Buy a decent regular car for like, 16-20G's and still have 20-24 left over! Me n Gaia will drive down to Georgia to see you and Aimee and be all "Get in losers, we're going shopping." XD

75: Do you get annoyed easily? - Only when I read posts on Facebook or comments on youtube. Stupidity does that.

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Just thought I'd remind you that I love you. *hug*