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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Chris Evans Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Tony Stark, T'Challa (Marvel), Shuri (Marvel), Winifred Barnes, Rebecca Barnes Proctor, Darcy Lewis, Jane Foster (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Maria Hill, Nick Fury, Wolfgang von Strucker, Ayo (Marvel), Okoye (Marvel), M.O.D.O.K., Amora (Marvel), Skurge the Executioner (Marvel) Additional Tags: Minor Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, Shrunkyclunks | Modern Bucky Barnes/Captain America Steve Rogers, Modern Bucky Barnes, foul mouth bucky barnes, Sassy, Military Veteran Bucky Barnes, Bucky Barnes Feels, Bucky Barnes' Family, Wakanda (Marvel), Dora Milaje (Marvel), BAMF Dora Milaje, Cussing, I mean a lot of cussing, Pre-Serum Steve Rogers, everyone's after Bucky, These two are made for each other, Multiple Orgasms, Bossy Bucky Barnes, Switching, Sex, seriously, Bucky can't breathe without cursing, modern day Bucky meets semi-MCU Steve, Dream Apartments, Kidnapping, every trope I could fit into one story Summary:
Bucky Barnes just wanted to work his crappy little desk job, go home to his tiny apartment, and live life on his own terms. Too bad his office is in Stark Tower where the villain of the week drops in to screw everything up followed by that guy in the spangled tights with the sharp cheekbones and killer abs. If Bucky's life is about to get up-ended, he's going to cuss as much as he wants and take a shot at that ass. And maybe, he'll find exactly what he's been looking for.
My first Shrunkyclinks modern Bucky Barnes meets Captain America fic, and it's packed with all the tropes that would fit. If you like your Bucky Barnes foul mouthed, sassy, and sexy, and your Steve Rogers a cheeky asshole who loves trolling others, this is the fic for you. Oh, and have some minor sides of good mate Sam Wilson, a Natasha who shows she cares by doing invasive background checks, a Tony who's trauma response is to be a little shit, horny on main Clint, and the dommiest dom of all doms Phil Coulson.
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*throws this fic at you and runs*
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving in the U.S., so here’s some smutty crack fic with lots of trolling, cussing, horniness, and pretty much every trope I could fit into one modern Bucky Barnes (aka the Little Shit) meets Captain America (aka the asshole punk). Just in case you need to ignore your family drama and politics to survive.
I have no excuses for this other than it was fun, made me laugh, and I wrote what I wanted to read. Let me know what you think of my first Shurnkyclinks fic.
