hc time: Ultimate Robot, K0-K1-CH1
made by Ouma Robotics
jokes about being a killer robot
"prepare to die! *whips out an arm cannon*"
(it was a fucking confetti canon.)
please do not let him meet k1-b0, he will ask them to partake in a "super awesome robobattle" since "the first law of robotics only prohibits harm against humans, riiiight?"
homophobia, but it's a shortcut for "homosapienphobia"
nicknames like "walking meat stick" and "useless pile of organs"
if asked about his backstory, he'll do a long, but vague telling of Pinocchio, and you'll only realize it near the end.
(his intended purpose was to entertain, but his AI was so impressive, he decided to learn how to reprogram his personality to something unpredictable.)
when asked if he's insecure about being a robot, or wishes to be human, he most likely will either deny it
"no way, i don't want to be a weak and filthy homosapien like you! how would i start up the robot apocalypse then, huh?!"
or exaggerate
"the truth is... i actually do wish i was human... every night, i wonder what it's like to drink s-soda, or sleep, or cry... i-i wanna be a real boy! ...and i'm not lying, you know: if i lie, my nose grows longer."
(he actually is insecure about that. he wonders if his reprogrammed personality is enough for him to be more than a robot. since he's just an AI, will there be the time where he'll be boring and predictable? in a way, he's always entertaining others, so is he just a robot doing nothing but it's intended purpose? he ponders about how he has to exaggerate his emotions, but are there even any to begin with? sometimes he lets his true emotions slip, but does he truly feel that way, or is he "subconsciously" exaggerating them, as he's programmed to? if he dropped acting 100%, would he just be this emotionless robot? if he was human, even if he was also a liar, wouldn't he be more genuine than he is now?)
you know how the live audience has this one(?) shuichi fan, right?
"hey shumai, my inner voice likes your eyes, ^p^" "ah, thanks? (how is he saying that last part..?)" "oh, they also want to break your fingers, heart emoticon, and see the color of your blood, heart emoticon!" "wh-what?!"
