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JESUS i’m doing it. under cut to save everyone from the copious amount of shitposting
TO: yuki!!
send ✆ for a morning text
> dude its like 7 y am i awake> end me> pls save me from this darkness ive become
send ♔ for an angry text
> im gonna yell save me> theres a snake on the ground and its gonna kill me> WHO LET A SNAKE OUT> CALL THE COPS PLS> I CANT DIE LIKE THIS> WHAT KINDA JERK DOES THIS 2 SOMEONE> call my mom tell her i loved her
send ♠ for a drunk text
> o k so hell o> i am. on the ground> i think that wa snt a nor mal drink> yyyy is veryt hing spinni ng> save me y uki cha n> save me from peer press ure :(
send ☏ for a vague text
> ok innocent q> which way are legs supposed 2 bend> not 4 any reason just wondering
send ⁇ for a worried text
> omg yuki-chan> yuki-chan> yuki-chan> yuki-chan> yuki-chan y arent u answering> r u ok> if ur phone’s in airplane mode im gonna CRY OK
send ♣ for a text not meant for you
> imotoooo> im sorry 4 spilling juice on your purse> tbh it wasnt my fault but im still sorry> pls stop putting uncooked rice in my bed
send ✺for a sassy text
> i do not> understand> what is this DUDES PROBLEM> u cannot arrest someone 4 living their dreams am i rite> hes stopping my dreams> maybe if he stopped CRUSHING MY FUNKY FLOW id be able to xplain> also can u tell my bro 2 pick me up by the jail thnx
send √ for a long-winded confession text
> k so> i do not make the best decisions this is a thing we both kno> but rn i kinda suck big time> so ill just> hop out for a bit ims
send ☠ for a misguided advice text
> trust me> honey is a good sub for shampoo> one of my senpais did it and his hair is NICE> promise
send ☢ for a desperate text
> pls pls pls pls pls pls pls> here me out here> theres this movie but i am like 200 short of the ticket> and the clerk dude is being a JERK and tbh i need a loan> maybe u can come see the movie with me, thatd me fun :D
send ☼ for a congratulatory text
> DUDE!!!!!!!> NICE JOB :D> like thats hella> ill take u out 4 noodles bro good job!!!!> ill get the works 2> the WORKS
send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent
> pinple> pineple> painaplle> ppnnaainanllaaplenalinae> cmon spell check wtf> why wont u tell me how 2 spel this DUMB FRUITS NAME> IM BURNING> wait are these sending> SMART PHONE NO STOP PICKING UP MY VOICE> OH GOD> PLS IGNORE
