[11/4/13 2:24:49 PM] nyte blayde [takeo]: TAKEO HAS NO CLUE WHAT FORENSIC BIOLOGY IS
[11/4/13 2:24:57 PM] The Batter: reisuke would be like.
[11/4/13 2:25:06 PM] The Batter: dead people. i work with dead people.
[11/4/13 2:26:52 PM] nyte blayde [takeo]: "so what, you, uh. you put your hands inside dead people like on those crime shows?"
"...you know i'm dead. you wanna put your hands inside me?"
[11/4/13 2:28:04 PM] The Batter: JESUS CHRI ST TAKEO
[11/4/13 2:29:50 PM] nyte blayde [takeo]: technically he could cut takeo open in response to that
"...that's not what i meant reisuke"
[11/4/13 2:30:07 PM] nyte blayde [takeo]: reisuke's too busy feeling around inside his ribcage
[11/4/13 2:31:05 PM] The Batter: hahaHAHA OH YMG OD WAY TO RUIN THE MOOD REISUKE
[11/4/13 2:32:40 PM] The Batter: he'd be like.
[11/4/13 2:33:05 PM] The Batter: "WELL, YOU /DID/ ASK ME TO PUT YOUR HANDS INSIDE YOU. NOTHING ELSE."
[11/4/13 2:34:11 PM] nyte blayde [takeo]: gOD THE SAD THING IS I CAN ACTUALLY SEE THEM PULLING SOMETHING LIKE THIS
[11/4/13 2:34:56 PM] The Batter: YEP. HE WOULD.
[11/4/13 2:36:40 PM] nyte blayde [takeo]: IM JUST LAUGHING THOUGH LIKE
IMAGINING SOMEONE WALKING IN ON THIS?? TAKEO'S LIKE WRITHING IN PAIN AND REISUKE'S JUST FEELING AROUND INSIDE HIM
[11/4/13 2:39:05 PM] The Batter: REISUKE TURNS TO LOOK AT THE INTRUDER WITH THIS THIS FUCKING SMILE ON HIS FACE
"YOU KNOW, IT'S PRETTY RUDE NOT TO KNOCK FIRST"
[11/4/13 2:39:39 PM] The Batter: this is it this is how reisuke and takeo have their bonding time
[11/4/13 2:39:58 PM] The Batter: you know just. performing a fucking vivisection.
[11/4/13 2:45:12 PM] The Batter: IM LAUGHING SO HARD ONLY THESE TWO FRICKERS CAN MAKE THIS SORT OF THING SEEM LIKE A TRIVIAL MATTER BECAUSE TAKEO WOULD NEVER BE MAD AT HIM AND REISUKE SEES NOTHING WRONG WITH WHAT HE'S DOING
[11/4/13 2:45:49 PM] The Batter: imagine. they get together some time after that.
"haha, remember how i cut you open and tOUCHED ALL YOUR ORGANS???"
[11/4/13 2:46:52 PM] The Batter: laughs at this point everyone wouldve probably long given up on trying to understand them
