#shslseitokaicho

[shxunenbrave]

"Hello? Is there a Miss Pauline or a Mister Joker in here? I'd like to talk to either of you."

No sound seems to be coming out of the room anymore, I wonder what's happened?

[archiveofdespair-blog]

A World Alone (Second Motive, Part 7)

The spotlight opens up on Akira Narita. 

"Ah, yes! Akira Narita, the graceful Student Council President, right?! WRONG!"

Clumsy.

"Upupupu! This one's a real bone breaker, am I right?! Weeeell~ guess who broke her butt!?"

"That's right--Red-chan's broken her butt! Bwahaha! How clumsy and lame! Surely a wound you don't want anyone knowing about right?"

Monobear takes a second to laugh.

"Well, too late!"

[shsl-mountainclimber-blog]

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"Uhhhhh this seems like the sorta guy who’d tell me off! Nerve-wrackin’, yeah? But I dunno, maybe he’s a cool cat, yeah? Speakin’ of cats, something about him is kinda cat-like, right? Reminds me! Momo-chan said she had a cat friend student president guy! It’s either a small small world or this is a new trend I ain’t picked up on!"

[shsl-mountainclimber-blog]

shslseitokaicho, shslunknowntalent, shslkpopidol, shslcosmetology, shsltvpersonality, shsl-natures, sayaka-shslutaite

"Wow, so many of you are comin' to say hey, hello and hi! Thanks n' thanks again, yo!~ I'm really glad, it's a pleasure to meetcha, y'know?! I'm Okamura - Okamura Hibiki! Just call me Hibiki, yeah? It's easier that way! What's your name-- ah, ah-- wait a sec, I got a joke for ya! To christen our first meeting-- a-ahem!"

"What's a mountain climber's favourite dog?

... A... hangdog! Hahahahaha! ... What? Nothin'?

Aw well. One of these days someone's gonna get my mountain jokes. So how are ya?"