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[archiveofdespair-blog]

A World Alone (Second Motive, Part 3)

The spotlight reappears over--

--Kakemono Otoko.

Monobear grins at the sheet sadistically.

"Oh! This is a good one! Kakemono Otoko. Super High School Level Get Lucky!"

Laughing at his own joke, Monobear clears his throat.

"Super High School Level Good Luck, I mean. So what could our Luckster's secret be?"

The screen behind Monobear lights up with a different word. Thief. The students collectively turn to look at Kakemono.

"Yup! That's right...Lucky-kun here is a thief! Who knows what he could've taken from you guys already!? Upupupu!"

Sighing, the bear frowns.

"Stealing from your friends' houses...they thought you were their friend too! What a backstabber, upupupu! Someone oughta kill you right off!"

Bringing his paw across his neck in a slicing motion, he stares straight at Kakemono.

The spotlight fades.

[eisukehanae]

I want this exchange engraved in stone and preserved forever

Kiyomitsu Tachibana: He is my forward scout, Mikami-sama. I have entrusted him with a very important task.

Kakemono Otoko laughs half-heartedly, it dying quickly as his big grin drops.

Kakemono Otoko: Eeer... I didn't check it all yet! My bad!!

Kiyomitsu Tachibana: ...

Kakemono Otoko: But I swear I'll do it soon!!

Yasu Ieyasu doesn't even bother to get involved, instead propping her legs up on the table onto Eisuke's. Haha get wrecked this is my space now

Minoru Mikami what is even going on

Kiyomitsu Tachibana pulls out a bread knife from the kitchen drawers.

Kiyomitsu Tachibana: Kakouton-dono, naturally you know what this calls for.

Eisuke Hanae pushes Yasu's legs off of his.

Kiyomitsu Tachibana: You have dishonored me, thus you must commit seppuku to atone for your sins.

Kakemono Otoko screams, jumping back.

Yasu Ieyasu: Hey, you can't hog the table.

Eisuke Hanae: What the fuck, Tachibana!

Kakemono Otoko: H-Hey now!! N-No need to get rash!!!

Kiyomitsu Tachibana: Take this blade and show me what you're made of!

Minoru Mikami: That's a bit extreme...

Eisuke Hanae: Okay, slow down.

Kakemono Otoko: I'm just a young booooy!!! I'm not ready for thiiiis!!

Yasu Ieyasu: Why're you spewin' crap like that? Do you even know what kinda situation we're in?!

Eisuke Hanae: Seppuku would be really fuckin' hard with a brad knife, yanno.

Kiyomitsu Tachibana pauses, then reaches into the drawer and pulls out a fruit peeler.

Eisuke Hanae BRAD KNIFE

Arashi Tsuji enters kitchen. sees roommate. leaves kitchen.

Eisuke Hanae: No, no, bigger.

Kakemono Otoko wow rood

Eisuke Hanae: Sharper.

Kiyomitsu Tachibana pulls out spork?

Yasu Ieyasu: Why're you encouragin' her?!

Eisuke Hanae: FUCK

Arashi Tsuji you're the one screaming constantly i'm fed up with this world

Kiyomitsu Tachibana: Ah, interesting contraption.

Eisuke Hanae: (soory that was ooc)

Minoru Mikami: Okay, I have an idea.

Kiyomitsu Tachibana: Not a fork, not a spoon...

Kiyomitsu Tachibana: A fpoon.

Eisuke Hanae: Well it ain't actually gonna happen.

Kiyomitsu Tachibana: What will the Europeans think of next?

Kakemono Otoko at least he doesn't scream all night ok

Minoru Mikami: How about... nobody commits seppuku?

Yasu Ieyasu props her legs back up onto the table. Stop friendzoning me

Minoru Mikami: That seems like a good idea.

Minoru Mikami: Just throwing that out there.

Kiyomitsu Tachibana: Fine. If Mikami-sama insists that I spare you, Kookookachoo-dono, then I must reconsider.

Kakemono Otoko punches upward in the air, jumping and hollering in relief.

Kiyomitsu Tachibana: But I still expect you to pay penitence, and for that, you will recreate the perfect cup of green tea for my sampling!

Kakemono Otoko: Phew! Thaaaaaank YOU!!!

Arashi Tsuji instead he's just going to dick around in the library section a little more, where there are less people. where the hell have all the books gone

Kakemono Otoko: W-Wait... I can't even toast bread properly!!

Kakemono Otoko the moment of happiness has gone with the wind.

Eisuke Hanae: Looks like it's death by fpoon, then.

Kiyomitsu Tachibana holds out fpoon solemnly.

[senjou-no-kiyo-blog]

Kakurenbo, Onigokko

Chatzy Log

Diary Entry 1.

It is with great pleasure Today I have made the acquaintances of a Tsunami Mitsuki and Kakemono Otoko, two of the inhabitants of this so-called Archive. The Archive, wherein students such as myself are trapped for an indefinite period of time - and the only way to escape is via another's untimely end. 

Stipulations aside, the two I encountered responded with the notion that this elaborate show was the result of upperclassmen pranksters. An act no doubt worthy of being displayed on some variety show. Despite this, or perhaps because of this, they came to the aid of those who had fainted or otherwise fallen into unconsciousness from the sheer shock of their new circumstances. Not that anyone could blame these fallen - there is precedence for their fears. See: The Despair Incident.

In time, the true nature of the game will be revealed. But that is no reason to shy away from prudence and caution. And I look forward to seeing how my peers will react to the inevitable as well.

Truly yours,

立花清光