May 6, 2014
the kiss of the century. followed by a headbutt.
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the kiss of the century. followed by a headbutt.
A World Alone (Second Motive, Part 6)
The spotlight shines on another student. When will this end!? Apparently not before Minoru Mikami is humiliated.
"Minoru Mikami. Super High School Level Film Critic. What a joke, huh?"
The word is Hypocrite.
"You're a failure. Worse than the Bee Movie! I can't believe that the Movie Critic can't even write a good script! Upupupu!"
"No matter how hard you try--you're just a big ol' failure..."
Monobear exerts a depressed aura, but soon it flips around and grins.
"What gives you the RIGHT to criticize movies!? What makes you think that a LOSER like you, who couldn't write a script to save his life, could ever be a good movie critic."
"Pathetic."
i like doing the shiny glasses thing ok
nothing in the rules against ot3s hehe
[himiko voice] why dont we just make everyone kiss
I want this exchange engraved in stone and preserved forever
Kiyomitsu Tachibana: He is my forward scout, Mikami-sama. I have entrusted him with a very important task.
Kakemono Otoko laughs half-heartedly, it dying quickly as his big grin drops.
Kakemono Otoko: Eeer... I didn't check it all yet! My bad!!
Kiyomitsu Tachibana: ...
Kakemono Otoko: But I swear I'll do it soon!!
Yasu Ieyasu doesn't even bother to get involved, instead propping her legs up on the table onto Eisuke's. Haha get wrecked this is my space now
Minoru Mikami what is even going on
Kiyomitsu Tachibana pulls out a bread knife from the kitchen drawers.
Kiyomitsu Tachibana: Kakouton-dono, naturally you know what this calls for.
Eisuke Hanae pushes Yasu's legs off of his.
Kiyomitsu Tachibana: You have dishonored me, thus you must commit seppuku to atone for your sins.
Kakemono Otoko screams, jumping back.
Yasu Ieyasu: Hey, you can't hog the table.
Eisuke Hanae: What the fuck, Tachibana!
Kakemono Otoko: H-Hey now!! N-No need to get rash!!!
Kiyomitsu Tachibana: Take this blade and show me what you're made of!
Minoru Mikami: That's a bit extreme...
Eisuke Hanae: Okay, slow down.
Kakemono Otoko: I'm just a young booooy!!! I'm not ready for thiiiis!!
Yasu Ieyasu: Why're you spewin' crap like that? Do you even know what kinda situation we're in?!
Eisuke Hanae: Seppuku would be really fuckin' hard with a brad knife, yanno.
Kiyomitsu Tachibana pauses, then reaches into the drawer and pulls out a fruit peeler.
Eisuke Hanae BRAD KNIFE
Arashi Tsuji enters kitchen. sees roommate. leaves kitchen.
Eisuke Hanae: No, no, bigger.
Kakemono Otoko wow rood
Eisuke Hanae: Sharper.
Kiyomitsu Tachibana pulls out spork?
Yasu Ieyasu: Why're you encouragin' her?!
Eisuke Hanae: FUCK
Arashi Tsuji you're the one screaming constantly i'm fed up with this world
Kiyomitsu Tachibana: Ah, interesting contraption.
Eisuke Hanae: (soory that was ooc)
Minoru Mikami: Okay, I have an idea.
Kiyomitsu Tachibana: Not a fork, not a spoon...
Kiyomitsu Tachibana: A fpoon.
Eisuke Hanae: Well it ain't actually gonna happen.
Kiyomitsu Tachibana: What will the Europeans think of next?
Kakemono Otoko at least he doesn't scream all night ok
Minoru Mikami: How about... nobody commits seppuku?
Yasu Ieyasu props her legs back up onto the table. Stop friendzoning me
Minoru Mikami: That seems like a good idea.
Minoru Mikami: Just throwing that out there.
Kiyomitsu Tachibana: Fine. If Mikami-sama insists that I spare you, Kookookachoo-dono, then I must reconsider.
Kakemono Otoko punches upward in the air, jumping and hollering in relief.
Kiyomitsu Tachibana: But I still expect you to pay penitence, and for that, you will recreate the perfect cup of green tea for my sampling!
Kakemono Otoko: Phew! Thaaaaaank YOU!!!
Arashi Tsuji instead he's just going to dick around in the library section a little more, where there are less people. where the hell have all the books gone
Kakemono Otoko: W-Wait... I can't even toast bread properly!!
Kakemono Otoko the moment of happiness has gone with the wind.
Eisuke Hanae: Looks like it's death by fpoon, then.
Kiyomitsu Tachibana holds out fpoon solemnly.