Sakamaki’s in America (crack Headcanons)
❖ Laito would be so distressed that he’s treated like a literal child. He’s about ready to claim his 700+ years and get the hell out of high school.
❖ Ayato would be heartbroken that there isn’t takoyaki. He would make Reiji order takoyaki machines from Japan so he could have some.
❖ Kanato would love the sweets, but he’s be shocked by the amount of weird sweet dessert salads Americans have.
❖ Ayato would carry around a note that says ‘if lost, call___’ because he can’t speak English and is too proud to ask for a guide.
❖ Shu wouldn’t speak to people. He sees it as a great opportunity to pretend he can’t speak English and ignore everyone who interacts with him.
❖ Shu getting mugged because of how careless he is with where he sleeps. He’s also a store managers worst nightmare. They can never get him out of the bed section.
❖ Subaru is very animated in how he tries to explain things to people. He can’t speak English, so he tried to act out what he wants. It’s like a game of violent charades.
❖ Kanato is like a lost child crawling under the bathroom stalls. If you take too long his eye will be glaring at you between the gap of the stall.
❖ Ayato adopting a thick New York accent and making fun of Reiji’s run of the mill American accent.
❖ Laito trying to pick up ladies in the street only to get arrested. “Officer, please! Ouhhh… Thise handcuffs are too tight! Since when is looking this good a crime?” As he’s being handcuffed and put in the back of the police car. The officer is like “where is your mother?” Wrong question, officer.
❖ Subaru showing off at one of those military “how many pull ups can you do” and almost getting enlisted.
❖ Ayato laughing at the word unisex.
❖ Ayato and Laito laughing at a sigh that says naked women (and yelling it) as Subaru yells at them all embarrassed.
“S-Shut up—!! That doesn’t say n-named women…!! Does it.?”
“NAKED WOMEN!!”
