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Triplets crack Birth HC’s

Admin: Ok so I was talking with friends about the triplets bday and we started discussing this shit HAISBS it cracked me up so I figured I’d share.

Tw pregnancy / womb / birth

❧ Ayato tried to exist through Cordleia’s ribs which is why he was born last.

❧ Kanato tried to eat Ayato and Laito but he couldn’t since they were in a different placenta.

❧ Kanato probably wishes he could be in the womb again with Ayato and Laito so they couldn’t leave him.

❧ My friend suggested Ayato and Laito are probably identical twins and Kanato is their fraternal twin. To which I said Kanato is a tumor baby 💀 and my other friend said he’d genuinely cry if he was told that. For example:

Laito: “Me and Ayato-kun are identical, and Kanato is fraternal~”

Ayato: “Haha! So he just snuck along like a tumor.”

Kanato: “Uu,, how could you say that? YOU TWO ARE THE TUMORS!!“

❧ If Ayato ever found out about how rare triplets are he would act like he summoned the other two just to show how special he is lol

❧ Cordelia probably tried scolding the newborns for kicking her so much while in the womb. She looked at Ayato and was like ‘you. you’re the one that kicked the most.’

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meow 🐈

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Can you do the dia boys all reacting to someone spreading rumors about them having a feet kink

No

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ok this is a very silly question but do u think the vamps fart 😭 its so stupid but I cant help but ponder not trying to be weird or anything

LMFAOOO yeah, definitely! I think they likely still have bodily functions. At least when they eat and drink.

Now we know who’s gonna be shitting the most 😭😭

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I love when my notifications are filled with the same person cuz it’s like… you’re finding my writing for the first time and binge reading..? (,: I’m always honored

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The way Laito is so expressive with his voice when talking to Kanato lol

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Reiji is a wine mom

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And the way Laito teases Ayato gives big sister

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I love how Ayato doesn’t kill Richter and then Laito comes in and burns him alive.

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Reiji is a wine mom

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Omega or Alpha

Shu: Omega

Reiji: Omega

Ayato: Alpha

Kanato: Beta

Laito: Omega

Subaru: Alpha

Ruki: Alpha

Yuma: Alpha

Kou: Omega

Azusa: Beta

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hii I saw your request box open I was hoping can you do a scenario where reader is not afraid to get her hands dirty like she plucked fruit off trees, scavenges leaves in the forest she cooks and eats?

Admin: I’m currently not accepting scenarios, but I’ll do a reaction from a random diaboy (:

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Shu: “If you’re resourceful… then we don’t have to worry about living near noisy humans, do we? We can live a quiet life in the forest.”

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Omg hi this is like the first time I do an ask (and sorry for any spelling mistakes :'D)

Alright then, how would Reiji react to a s/o who is defiant. Like they fight back when he scolds them and doesn't obey his orders and is confident while doing so.

Just found out about your blog and I love it!! 💞

Admin: It’s alright, sweet anon (: I’m glad you love my blog! Sadly, I’m rarely here anymore.

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Reiji: “You’re utterly helpless… acting so foolishly will get you nowhere. You need more training, it seems…. Perhaps a lesson is in order.”

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How would Shu react if his long-lost childhood best friend, a female demon, reappeared as a bride? She avoids interacting with any of them and tries to leave whenever possible. However, when she sits outside and Shu falls asleep nearby, she stays instead of leaving, though she still does not engage with him.

Shu: “So the old man is still playing tricks on me… if he’s sending you as a bride, he’s stirring up trouble.”

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Diabolik Lovers More,Blood Sadistic Night 2017 ☽ Event Pamphlet CD ☽ Track 3, Laito

Original title: DIABOLIK LOVERS More,Blood Sadistic Night 2017 Event Pamphlet CD Track 03 - Laito Voiced by Hirakawa Daisuke English translation by @otomehonyaku Click here for the audio (courtesy of @yes-no-maybe-soo, uploaded to Soundcloud with permission!)

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SUMMARY | You prepare Valentine's Day chocolates for your favourite vampire. Will he accept them?

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00:00 [You knock on Laito’s door and let yourself in.]

Oh, Bitch-chan! It’s rare for you to come to me on your own accord. What’s up?

[You hold out the chocolates to Laito.]

Oh? You’re giving me chocolates? That makes me so happy! Chocolates that Bitch-chan made with me in mind… I will savour them thoroughly. Huh? What’s that, Bitch-chan? Do you want to eat them with me? Hehe. That’s okay. Well, then. Let’s eat them together! Come here…

[You sit with Laito.]

00:57 So… Bon appétit! Bitch-chan, can you hold this one in your mouth? What? But you told me you wanted to eat the chocolates together! Feeding them to each other mouth to mouth and eating them from both sides like this is the best way. If we do this, we’ll both get to enjoy these delicious chocolates at the same time. Hehe. I’m so smart! Come on, hurry up. Hold it in your mouth! Aww… You’re so predictable. Look what happened! While you were acting all embarrassed, the chocolate melted… Now my fingers are all sticky. What are we going to do about this?

01:54 Ah, I have a wonderful idea! Shall I cover you in chocolate and rub this sticky stuff all over your body? And then, I’ll eat it right off of you. Sounds good, right? It will enhance the taste of the chocolate even more! And then, I want you to do the same to me, too… You’ll do it, right?

[You refuse.]

Oh, you don’t want that, either? You’re so selfish, Bitch-chan! Hm… Hehe. Well, then. Open your mouth for me? I’ll just feed it to you by hand. You can handle that much, right?

[Laito holds out a chocolate for you and you eat it.]

02:49 Good girl. Hehe. How is it? Good? I see. Then, it’s my turn to eat. Ah, it’s okay! Just feed the chocolate to me mouth-to-mouth, Bitch-chan. I won’t make you eat it at the same time, but in exchange… No matter how close I get, you can’t move a muscle. Hehe. Let’s enjoy this day to the fullest, Bitch-chan.

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Laito would be the best person to share a joint with

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Ayato would def pride himself as a ‘straight looking man’ and is the type to resisting the urge to pop a cheek when he hears gnarly come on 🙄

Suspect