Feb 9, 2012
And that one time you mentioned the competition at lunch, you made fun of it by reenacting your monologue with tater tots.
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And that one time you mentioned the competition at lunch, you made fun of it by reenacting your monologue with tater tots.
10x13 otp: a massive fireball of bubblegum pop
Happy Almost Valentine's Day!
But remember:
YOUR HAPPINESS IS NOT DEPENDENT ON A MAN.
I'M HERE TO LAY IT ON THE LINE, TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS, AND TO SET YOU STRAIGHT.
WE GIRLS HAVE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER, AND REMIND OURSELVES THAT WE ARE NOT DEFINED BY OUR RELATIONSHIPS. WE MAY LIKE A MAN, WE MAY WANT A MAN, BUT THERE IS NO WAY WE NEED A MAN. YOU CERTAINLY DON'T NEED ONE WHO DOESN'T SHOW YOU THE R-E-S-P-E-C-T YOU DESERVE.
So, have a great Valentine's Day! c:
There you go! Just watch for a second. Cheerful message. Charming lines. Adorable actors. I'm a perfectly crafted school play! Understandably simple. Extremely cute. Very sweet. Watching the other team perform me feels like . . . asdfjkl;.
Hey, I wasn't sure you'd answer. How close are you to the stage? You still don't exist? Yeah, I guess we will have to use three chairs instead. Fine. Just appear eventually. Actually, I'm not sure you will appear. I'd rather not see any benches now that the play's over. And it is, bench. It's over. I mean us. It's just not working out anymore.
Okay, snap out of it! I'm a comedy play, and honey, after that one, you need to laugh. Let's warm up with a few giggles before the moral of the story sets in. You know the songs. Unremarkable rock song! Angry rap song! Adorable pop song!
Hey bench. It's me. I'm not sure why you don't exist, or why you're not on stage with us. It's after district. I'm done with the play and I'm waiting for you to ironically appear. I hope you're here soon. Can't wait to see you. Love ya.
I'm really happy for them, and Imma glad you let 'em finish, but you're about the see the best version of Shuffling of all time -