#shunspuns

[shunspuns]

[in the changeroom after practice]

Hyuga: Anybody have anything interesting to share today?

Kagami: I saw a kitten fall into a pot hole today.

Izuki: What a pity!

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[in home economics class]

Hyuga: [screaming]

Koganei: Why is Hyuga screaming?

Tsuchida: He burned his hand while taking his bread loaf out of the oven.

Izuki: That must have been painful.

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[in class]

Izuki: [staring at a wall clock]

Izuki: [thinking to himself] Whoa, did the clock's hand just go back four seconds?

Izuki: It must be hungry.

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[in the changeroom]

Izuki: You know how they only allow indoor shoes and running shoes at our school?

Hyuga: Yeah?

Izuki: Someday I want to become a ninja.

Kiyoshi: Why?

Izuki: Then I can wear my sneakers all the time.

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[in the changeroom]

Hyuga: Izuki, hurry up!

Izuki: Wait, I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.

Hyuga: ...

Izuki: It's impossible to put down.

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[during practice]

Kagami: I just had a thought.

Hyuga: A rare occurrence, but what is it?

Kagami: Wouldn't it be great if you could fly in basketball? It would make things so much easier.

Izuki: What an uplifting thought! I think your ability to freeze time is already pretty cool, though.

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[during the basketball club sign-ups]

Kagami: Basketball's the same, no matter where you go in Japan.

Kagami: [crunches cup up]

Kagami: [throws it over his shoulder into the garbage bin]

Kagami: [walks away]

Koganei: He's terrifying! Is he really just a first-year?

Izuki: He's one in a million. On the other hand, that was litter-ally the best throw I've ever seen in my life.

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[10 years later] Izuki [texting]: Hyuga! I got a job at Kosher Dill Spears! Hyuga [texting]: Why are you telling me this? Izuki: Won't you congratulate me? Hyuga: ...congrats? Izuki: That's the spear-it! Izuki: Hey, that could be our new company slogan! Man, good job, me!

And soon this was a thing