#shut up garrett

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“Eddie needs to keep his phone out or something so people don’t think he’s crazy when he talks to Venom,” cowards, people avoiding you on the street is one of the many benefits of having a symbiote

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God I wish I had an alien symbiote boyfriend

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in the end Venom really is just an alien bear and Eddie Brock is the twink I want to be

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that twink from detroit: become human that everyone is thirsting over right now is just David Cage’s human Wheatley design prove me wrong

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emh: releases a new video

me:

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I see your ‘kravitz doesn’t know what dressing down means’ theory and raise you a ‘kravitz knows EXACTLY what dressing down means, but dressing down to him means going from a full suit to full goth wear, extra belts and chains and lace and all’

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all cis people owe me five dollars and if you voted for trump you owe me twenty, and that’s me being generous

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get going guys

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my players, crying on discord: i can’t believe,, our dm won’t let us fuck bigfoot??

me: this is so sad alexa play despacito