6 to 12 Minutes

Garrett / 27 / FTM / Bi / Melancholic / Toreador

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[lesbianshepard]

on my "don't walk to metlife" post I kept seeing people say that drivers would "bergentruck" pedestrians on the turnpike and it turns out that that's a reference to an Undertale meme where a character purposefully runs over people, but the portion of the jersey turnpike that goes to metlife is bergen county, and I had just instantly accepted that there was a term specifically referring to jersey drivers from there. I didn't even question it. Neither would you, if you had ever driven there.

[lesbianshepard]

posters: if you try to walk on the jersey turnpike they will bergentruck you without hesitation.

me, unfamiliar with undertale memes, but familiar with driving through north jersey: fuckin yeah they will.

[kosmogrl]

[log6]

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

[ostolero]

[finelythreadedsky]

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[the-polyhedron]

can you elaborate on 6-12 minutes

I don’t think. Anyone has ever actually asked about that lmao. It’s a reference to hit 1985 film Re-Animator, in which famously sane and stable scientist Herbert West claims to have “broken the 6 to 12 minute barrier” to bring patients back from the dead (6 to 12 minutes being posed in the film as the accepted amount of time someone can be dead and still be conventionally resuscitated).

Partially I chose it as a blog title because I really like Herbert West. And maybe moreso I chose it because I didn’t know what else to put there…

^my things

[toscrollperchancetomeme]

[starg0ld]

[rhymewithrachel]

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

[starrynet]

fifa kills whales 💔

[lostlegendaerie]

He's suing them over it for $25M.

Wyland has said any financial recovery from the suit would support public art, ocean conservation, and environmental education through his foundation.

"This should have been an opportunity to show the world that global sports, public art, and environmental stewardship can stand together," he said. "Instead, a landmark was painted over. We want to do our part to make sure that what happened here does not become the standard for how public art is treated in cities across America."

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[brookebitch69]

lowkey one of the most affecting sentences i have ever read. I have never been able to get it out of my head and i dont understand what it is trying to convey at all.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

my sons ranked from most to least hard to love

[miquellakind]

the bird fights its way out of the egg. awww. awwww. aw. the egg is the world So Cute. so so So cute.

[soapmoth]

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[a-book-of-creatures]

I knew I was getting close to Textile City. I could see their monument, a colossal weaving device, looming in the distance.