#shutupmerlin

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me, as a beginner witch: i need chamomile and lavender and aura quartz and a handmade Rowan wand harvested on a full red moon. i should be carrying my crystals with me at all times to bring stability and raise my vibration, and i should always have access to a lighter and a MINIMUM of three bottles of salt, just in case i need it. i need to research research research until i know everything, and memorizing the major Arcana is my absolute priority. i wonder if my library has an original book on ancient gods? i should probably-

me, now, with years of experience under my belt: hey Siri? what're the magical properties of this leaf i found

[faeson]

looking for more witchblrs!

my name's Mason and I've been inactive on here for a rllllyyyyyy long time. so please reblog if you post a good portion of the things on this list and i might give you a follow! bonus points if you follow me too

☁️sleep magick

☁️weather magick

☁️dream magick

☁️astral travel

☁️divination

☁️spirit work

☁️psychic abilities

☁️tarot spreads

☁️lgbt positivity

☁️neurodivergent/spoonie magick

☁️poetry

☁️astrology

☁️sigils

☁️moodboards pertaining to any of the above

and don't reblog if you aren't inclusive of poc, lgbt, neurodivergency, etc etc y'all know the drill just be nice to each other

-Mason

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me: what is the cause of my anxiety?

tarot: your anxiety

me: what will bring my death?

tarot: dying

me: at what point in my life will i fall in love?

tarot: when you fall in love

me: ur all just a bitch ya know that?

[faeson]

this is all i got before he deleted y'all lemme kno if u can decipher any of it i’m genuinely just like. wtf is this dude on

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🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻

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y'all: hmmmmm but if i double text i might be coming on too strong, so i might just spice it up a bit with one text with two emojis!

me, a demon child: SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND SE

[faeson]

if i open up name sigil requests would anyone wanna actually like,, ya know, send a request??

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in the middle of my AP exam

tap pencil??????? tap pencil?!?!?? foot cramp- w-wATER MUST DRINK WATER- achk my mouth is DRY I'm so cold PSYCHE HAHA don't u mean HOT and SWEATY? leg cramp leg cramp livin la vida loca eyyyyyy macaroni dAMN IM HUNGRY why my stomach growl so fuckin loud wait SHIT did i just answer "C" five times in a row??????? when was the last time i picked "A"??? F is for friends who do stuff tkgether U is for can i get a fuckin Uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh wow I'm Horny and BORED what time is it do we have B lunch or C lunch do i get to go home early after this i wonder what would happen if i just got up and left you know we're legally allowed to leave if Voldemort doesn't show up in 15 minutes Jesus Christ it is SWELTERING ohhhhh what was that?? nausea you say????????? well it really just can't get any worse than this- PSYCHE HAHA DONT YOU MEAN NAUSEOUS AAAND HORNY??????????? HUH?????? YOU LIL PUNK ASS BITCH