#witch humor

[jaychrilo1144]

Did a tarot reading on the full moon with my one deity and they basically said this is a soul connective relationship im in, green flag this green flag that, but then i pulled a card that was basically like "You have an idea, its big its grand, maybe wait. Not now but later." This was after I started looking at apartments the day before....

My deity basically told me not to uhaul.... I didnt realize that I have the mind of a uhaul lesbian til now... and im being told to not IM GAGGED XDXD

[witchinghourtheater]

we could not agree on what salt was actually for, so it turned into a full cartoon fight. pow

pow, boom boom, the whole bit. turns out we were both right, we just forgot for a second. sun and moon don't argue.

[glamourwitchery]

Just bought a mortar and pestle.Shits about to get REAL

[lavenderfroggii]

when your homie bails on your fishing trip to hang out with his girlfriend: bros before hoes

when your bestie skips you spa weekend to hang out with her man: chicks before dicks

when your coven mate keeps missing your weekly séances to make out with their partner: witches before bitches

[cosmicallywitchyy]

you need to be making protection magic a habit, not an afterthought.

[cosmicallywitchyy]

u bitches KNOW i’m excited for the sag full moon. i have 6 sagittarius placements

[cosmicallywitchyy]

i think most of all when i move i will miss the lake spirits near my house. they grew up with me.

[cosmicallywitchyy]

sometimes when i don’t want to do things i imagine my higher self picking me up and making me do it like im a life sized barbie doll and she’s the little girl making me fulfill all her dreams