my snzbrain just fed me the idea ‘take a shot every time they sneeze’ and listen ok this sounds bad if it’s a real intense fit but imagine partner A with the fetish saying this to joke and cause chaos with a slightly sneezier than usual partner B, who knows that they’re joking but for fun and to tease A, decides to take on the challenge and tries to hold back for a bit. B threatening to sneeze, playing up hitches and false starts. A telling them to stop holding back, and B asking them if they’re sure.
“Just sneeze.”
“To satisfy my proh-hiH-! problem, *snrff!* or yours?”
(Later)
“-hdt’zZSCHHIUE!! *snrrk!* … Don’t do a shot.”
“I wasn’t going to do a—“













