#snz thoughts

[sky-snz]

[beeeep.]

“Hi, darli’g… umb… *sndrff!* I uh, *grmm!* I hope you’ve beed havi’g a good day. *snff!*

hh’I just wadted… to, ub… … *hsddrff* Oh, I just wadted- hihHH?? uUD’TSCHhiuh!!’tTDSCHHh-!! *snngk!* … Ugh, I… wadted to ask how… h-how you’re feeli’g, cuz- ihH-? aAAESSCHHIOO-!!!

… Sorry. *gsdf* Uh, I thigk I’ve cobe dowd with sobethi’g… dot dice. A’d… I just wadted to ward you. *sdrff* Id case. Sorry. But, it was great seei’g you… *sddrff* hoo… *sdrf!*

Ub, yeah. Have sobe vitabid C, if- if you cahh’d-AAASSCHHhioo!!! *sddrfh! ahemm!* ‘Scuse be, wow.

Ah. *sngk!* Sorry. Ub. Call be whed you get this. Bye.”

[itsjustaflower]

Sneezing into your scarf? Hot. Sneezing into your hands while you have gloves on? Hot. Sneezing into a plushie? Hot. Sneezing into a blanket? Hot. Sneezing into the thing that is making you sneeze? Hot. Sneezing into a pillow? Hot. Sneezing into something somebody else is holding there for you to catch your sneezes? Hot. Sneezing into the crook of your arm like you're supposed to, but it makes a huge mess of your sleeve? Hot.

[bloodyassboots]

The fist in front of the face that catches absalutly nothing but just enough to count

The single hand placed an inch in front of their mouth with fingers splayed, doing but serve vanity

The head turn vaguely into their sholder in a gesture above sneezing in your face but still nowhere near covering

The face snapping towards the persons lap as the spray their own thighs and pretend they saved yours

The sneeze aimed at the wall as if diffusion doesent exist and germs don't stay

The wet spraying sneezes that cover their conferter and pillows as they petheticly moan about how itchy their nose is

The back of the hand placed against their mouth as they stay right where they are, not turning from you as they sneeze against their abismal covering

The head tilted as they sneeze towards the ground, not caring or not noticing the spray that hits your classped hands

The constant half covered sneezes that seem to shake the room as they seem to turn away only slightly

so... anybody else wanna get on the boat of 'not purposeful contation but we know how it happened' and just how weirdly hot it is?

[snzsuckers]

A little Ry/land Gr/ace snz art :3

[faethall]

men who let out little whines + moans when they build up (ㅅ´ ˘ `)✧

[vanillasnz]

horny over the sentence “you’re so sick”

[what-r-we-even-doing]

imagine...you're tied to a chair with your arms behind your back...and (insert whoever you'd like here) is straddling you and knows they're about to have a sneezing fit. maybe it's allergies, maybe a cold, but they can just FEEL it coming. and instead of turning away or covering or apologizing or any of the usual "sorry my nose is out of control" things, they tease and playfully threaten you with it, saying things like "i don't know...i just can't seem to hold it back," "it's coming, whether you like it or not...and it's gonna be big--hhHEH- and messy- aahhHhehhh-"

and. they sneeze all over you, pretending they can't control it, but really they're purposefully trying to let every possible sneeze out, never holding back for a moment. into your chest, your neck, everything.

[warmasf]

Obsessed with sick cuddles. I love it when people have a bad cold and just long for affection and warmth. I love it when someone is sniffly and tired and feverish and cold, their body begging to be held and comforted. I love it when they lean into the touch of their caregiver/significant other with such pleading affection, they just need to be held. I love it when said caregiver holds them close and lets them rest their feverish head on their chest, whispering sweet nothings into their ear, because the poor thing just doesn’t feel good.