(ABCDE standing around a broken tea set)
Lady Danbury: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
Colin: … I did it. I broke it.
Lady Danbury: No, no you didn’t. Eloise?
Eloise: Don’t look at me. Look at Daphne.
Daphne: What?! I didn’t break it!
Eloise: Huh, that’s weird. How did you know it was broken?
Daphne: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
Benedict: If it matters, probably not, but Anthony was the last one to use it.
Anthony: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Benedict: Oh really? Then what were you doing at the tea shop earlier?
Anthony: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Ben!
Colin: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Lady Danbury.
Lady Danbury: No! Who broke it!?
Anthony: Eloise has been awfully quiet.
(Everyone starts arguing)
Lady Danbury, later on: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each others throats with war paint on their faces.
Lady Danbury: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
