#sick bitch

[patheticlittle]

I fucking love it when men treat me like I'm dumb just because I'm a girl (it's true)

"this movie? No, you won't understand a single word."

"Of course you can't solve this simple math problem, who's surprised?"

"Who do I work for? Oh, dummy, you don't know such words."

*even explains the words that I understood*

"A job? A dream job? You even have stupid dreams! Good, smart girls have only three jobs.:: blowjob, titsjob, footjob."

"What kind of smart words are these? Did you think to open your Google today?"

so I can only clap my eyelashes and nod sweetly :3

[actually-an-angel]

so my eye's twitching but live laugh love ig <3

[psychosisbunny]

[linusbenjamin]

me when helena started kissing mark

[alien-in-washington]

I know I joked a while ago about chugging NyQuil to pass out, but now I actually have to take some. I fucking hate the taste

[i-love-mcr]

Guess who’s sick af ✨me✨ im dizzy have a headache and a fever of 101.9 so, slay! Also can u guys pray for my friend’s great grandma bc she just lost 2 pints of blood so if u could (not forcing) please pray for her.

Don’t worry about me I’ll be fine

[kwop-kilawtley]

up thinking about how absolutely sick in the head stephenie meyer is for writing Jacob imprinting on Bella’s newborn

[golly-ge3]

Hey y’all so I’m coming down with something so ima finish what I’m working on and do the rest in a couple of days !! Love y’all 😜😜😜😜