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Age: 17 y/o
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Asexual/bisexual
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Mutuals:
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@alien-in-washington
Intro Post!
Above art made by: @krumbymatcha
Banner/Pfp made by: yours truly
Where did I land this time?
Age: 17 y/o
Pronouns: any/all
Asexual/bisexual
My MANTgnum Opus
Mutuals:
What I don't like about Carina constellation is that the Photonic Lords of Canopus will squash your starship like a lemon and then send you to fly to the edge of the Universe and back on the squashed lemon starship.
Mm...a bit of lemon juice in some water would be good in your squashed lemon starship, honestly. Did they at least send you on a cool mission at the edge of the universe?
The mission is cool alright, but they also made it sound so easy, like it's a dog walking, not thousands of lightyears of meteorite belts, black holes, pirates and forgotten satellites. There are wormholes, sure, but to find the right one and not get sucked into a wrong one...
Yeah, I knew a Gloron adventurer who went into the wrong wormhole and had to spend 50 years trying to find his way back. Luckily, time dilation was on his side, so no more than 10 years passed for his family, but that therapy bill was EXPENSIVE!
After I escaped the black hole, my engines were cooked. Luckily for me, some nice intergalactic salesmen let me hitch a ride. However, now I sell starship attachments for commission.
What I don't like about Carina constellation is that the Photonic Lords of Canopus will squash your starship like a lemon and then send you to fly to the edge of the Universe and back on the squashed lemon starship.
Mm...a bit of lemon juice in some water would be good in your squashed lemon starship, honestly. Did they at least send you on a cool mission at the edge of the universe?
is it a micro-aggression that I thought that a person of colour was a different person of colour’s sibling???
(In my defence they already knew each other and I had seen them together. oh shit they might have been dating. I fucked up big style. This was like 5-6 months ago)
I mean...that is pretty bad ngl
Like, I would not be surprised if they were upset and I wouldn't even hold it against them, but I can also see how you could've been confused
I think the best outcome would be to apologize profusely and just ask in the future instead of making assumptions
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Had to start 𝙁 𝙄 𝙎 𝙃 over since I did it backwards :(
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I am not part of the project hail mary fandom and know nothing about it, yet it's all over my feed. Here's what I've gathered so far:
mc is a sassy middle aged science teacher who would both kill/die(?) for his friends, but would also trade them for a snickers purely for the love of the game. would rather shave his head than kiss someone
mc looks like he did crack in college and would probably throw hands with his 86 y/o professor for forcing certain beliefs in the classroom. he would lose and whine about it.
there's a silly little rock thing that is really good friends with the mc and has very little understanding of exactly how humans work. would panic if it saw synchronized swimming
they're in space I think. maybe.
silly little rock has a big silly green rock partner
there's a girl and I think she would sell mc for loose pocket change and an oreo
is this at all accurate
Quite.
Silly Game Time: What are 3 places you'd like to visit? The more specific, the better!
(For Example: I want to visit South Korea, yeah, but more specifically, I wanna visit the giant statue of Yi Soon-Sin in South Korea.)
1. That one lake that's really blue
2. That one forest that's really green
3. That one flower field that's very beautiful
Being vague lets anyone visit these places with me, despite being worlds apart
No song lyrics today - I am listening to Mendelson
Classics, how classy
Just for clarification:
Laika - sent into the stars on a suicide mission, never meant to survive, by a group of scientists she trusted.
Felicette - survived her journey, "did what she was told," and was euthanized afterwards anyway.
Anyway, I am very normal about the movies Project Hail Mary and Iron Lung.
https://www.tumblr.com/alien-in-washington/818363410163122176/i-saw-this-today-and-i-genuinely-have-no-clue-as?source=share the only thing out of the ordinary i found is i turned my brightness all the way up and there's just. A guy's face in the background, almost completely hidden 😭 i don't know if that's the thing though
I stg my Pinterest is fucking with me lol
dni giants above 5'2. okay height hoarders, you can leave
guess i gotta leave this planet… heh…
One step ahead of ya
dni giants above 5'2. okay height hoarders, you can leave
guess i gotta leave this planet… heh…
One step ahead of ya
things in this world that kick ass
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2. @alien-in-washington
Fuck yeah I do
Same for you man, same for you
why are there so many of you
what happened
Bro idek, they just kind showed up on my doorstep, called me a fucking loser, then attached themselves to my couch and refuse to pay rent
i’d lowkey start being a passive aggressive roommate
I've tried not putting food in the common fridge, since they eat it all, but they just go into my private mini-fridge and eat my food from there. Honestly thinking about lacing the food with peppers or some shit
i’d put laxatives in the food, but make sure to put a poison sticker on them, so the police can’t get mad at you.
Hot peppers are way more effective and legal
Or, I could find out what they are allergic to and put that in the food
do you guys think that suicide would be less if it was never spoken about (no anti suicide ads, no shirts or stuff)? because then less people would know about it?
or do you think it would increase, as no one is telling people to stop at a mass scale?
Increase, definitely. Less awareness, less support, less help. More people would think that they are alone and would commit
why are there so many of you
what happened
Bro idek, they just kind showed up on my doorstep, called me a fucking loser, then attached themselves to my couch and refuse to pay rent
i’d lowkey start being a passive aggressive roommate
I've tried not putting food in the common fridge, since they eat it all, but they just go into my private mini-fridge and eat my food from there. Honestly thinking about lacing the food with peppers or some shit