#sick burns

[mjschryver]

[twonerdygirlsinthecloset]

Happy Tuesday, Here's Your Weekly Dose of Two Nerdy Girls!

Hello, hello, all you beautiful people! The latest episode of your favorite Dragon Age centric podcast has arrived! This week is a little silly, but we had a hell of a fun time recording and we hope you'll laugh as hard as we did! 🤣😅 We laid down some absolutely sick burns on Dragon Age characters (yeah I said sick burns, what of it?) and no one was left unscathed! From our favorites to our nemeses, everyone got BOOM- Roasted this week!

[evilkitten3]

actually hang on language is super interesting and i'm curious as to how people roast each other across the globe.

non-native english speakers! or people who are bilingual or whoever!

reblog this post and tell me what sick burns do you have in your language, how they translate into english (regardless of whether or not it's as funny), and whatever else you feel like telling me about it

[godshideouscreation]

white trash.

Hah hah. I grew up with nothing, but my parents worked hard to keep food on the table for me and my siblings. I didn't live a life where everything was handed to me, and despite my health problems I had to work just as hard to survive. I stretched my spare change to fill my gas tank and feed myself because after bills I didn't have anything left.

and yet I made a life for myself doing something you don't approve of. That makes me garbage? Maybe it took me longer to get to where I'm at now than other people who had more of a head start financially. Maybe it took longer to get to where I'm at now because of my mental illnesses and physical limitations. But the only person in this exchange who's trash is you. Because no matter what my situation is I would never, ever act the way that you do, sending shitty little messages to strangers. If I don't like somebody or something they do I have the guts to say it to their face.

I sincerely hope that you get help or a hobby. In the meantime, enjoy 💞

[themadamelibrarian]

Birth certificates are just hospital receipts and our parents can return us up until we’re 18.

"Hey! Did the back of your birth certificate say 'going out of business' sale? No? Then why the hell didn't you mama return your ass when she had the chance?"

@lucibae-is-dancing-in-hell @truxblooded

[peggy-sue-reads-a-book]

“People like to be mad; apparently, it’s how you know you are a good person.”

— Peggy-Sue’s Dad

[zillanovikov]

Yours sincerely, Zilla Novikov P.S. Your agency website looks like it was created in 1997 Geocities.

--Query by Zilla Novikov

[lostgeekette]

Sick Burns from Critical Role