Hey can you do one where Hazel and Nathan are on a date and Nathan gets food poisoning during the date and Hazel looks after her. (Random fact about myself because why not: I have never had food poisoning)
Hey anon, thanks for this! I actually have never had food poisoning either, but fun fact: most people haven’t, even if they think they have. Actual food poisoning requires hospitalization. A lot of the time when someone says they had food poisoning or when we write about food poisoning, it’s really just a “foodborne illness” from eating old food or something weird. But real food poisoning is from the ingestion of one of several types of really bad bacteria that can actually kill you if you aren’t hospitalized soon enough.
Sorry, I’ll stop nerding out now. I’m a biology major so these are the kinds of things running around in my head. But I’ll just write the fic now.
TW: depictions of vomit
Nathan almost made it home. Almost being the key word...
The chicken he’d had for dinner had been weird, and he knew it. But for some reason he had just eaten it anyway, because he was a dumbass apparently. By the time Hazel had finished, his stomach had been churning already.
They’d been planning on going to a movie after dinner, but Hazel had taken one look at his face once standing up, and promptly knew that something was wrong, the way she always did.
“I think the chicken was bad,” he’d told her, pulling at the collar of his dress shirt. He felt too warm all of a sudden, sweat dampening his clothes and making him feel claustrophobic.
“Your stomach?” she’d asked, already grabbing him by the arm and pulling him out of the restaurant as he nodded. She had fished around in his pockets until she found his keys, unlocking the car and helping him into the passenger seat before getting in herself to drive.
“How we doing?” she asked, drawing him from his thoughts.
“Not great,” he said, teeth gritted in an attempt to keep his stomach in place.
“Just hold on a few more minutes, okay love? We’re almost home,” Hazel said sweetly, reaching over to squeeze his knee as she drove, pressing down on the pedal a little harder than she normally would.
“Hmm,” Nathan hummed, biting back a groan as his stomach sloshed and churned inside of him. He had undone his belt as soon as they’d gotten in the car, hoping to relieve some of the tension on his stomach. His shirt was untucked in the front, his hand slid in between two buttons, rubbing at his stomach desperately.
“Haz I feel so sick,” he moaned, squirming in his seat. It had gotten bad so fast.
“Oh sweetie I’m so sorry,” Hazel frowned, glancing over at him worriedly.
The stoplight they were approaching turned yellow, too close for Hazel to make it through the intersection. She had to step on the break pretty hard though, sending Nathan pitching forwards slightly. Unfortunately it was just enough to cause the lap belt to press into the bulge of his stomach.
“Blaargghhhh!” Nathan doubled over, head dropping down between his knees as he vomited up the dinner that was upsetting his stomach so much.
“Shit,” Hazel muttered, reaching over to rub her hand across his back as he continued to heave his stomach up onto the floor of his car. “You’re okay honey, breathe through it,” she said, trying to keep an eye on him and the road at the same time.
By the time Nathan had finished throwing up, they’d reached their apartment. Hazel parked quickly and got out, walking around to Nathan’s side. She helped him out of the car, avoiding as much of the mess as possible. Once he was safely on his feet, she shut the door behind him, then wrapped an arm around his waist and led him inside to the elevator.
“Hazel,” Nathan gulped as they stepped into the elevator. One of his hands had moved to cradle his lower tummy and he was bent forward slightly.
“Just close your eyes and take some deep breaths, we’ll be home in a few seconds,” she said, somewhat desperately.
“M’not feeling so good,” he mumbled, dropping his head down onto her shoulder and grabbing her hand to squeeze as the elevator started to move upwards. The motion wasn’t doing him any favors, but four flights of stairs would’ve been even worse.
“Almost there sweetie,” Hazel murmured, rubbing her hand up and down his back.
They made it to their floor, thankfully, and began to make their way down the hall. Just a few doors away, Nathan stopped suddenly, face draining of all color. Hazel grabbed him by the arm, yanking him towards their room. He brought a hand up to hover over his mouth as she pulled out her keys, quickly unlocking the door and practically shoving Nathan inside, as gently as she could, of course.
As she shut the door behind her, Nathan half ran half stumbled to the bathroom, dropping down to his knees with a thud as she followed behind him. No sooner had he hit the floor he was hunched over the toilet, coughing up mouthfuls of mushy brown stomach contents. He quickly shut his eyes, feeling his nausea level ratchet up from the sight of it.
“You’re doing great love, just get it up,” Hazel said from behind him. She pressed one hand between his shoulder blades, pressing her other one to his forehead, so he could lean against her hand. His arms had started to shake from holding himself up as he vomited up wave after wave. He hadn’t even eaten that much, where was it coming from?
With one last dry heave and a queasy belch, Nathan was finally finished. He let Hazel pull him away from the toilet and sit back against her. She unbuttoned his shirt, peeling the sweaty garment off of his skin, then she slid her cold hands up under his t-shirt to rub his stomach.
As exhausted as he was, he sighed at the feeling of her hands. Their coolness felt soothing against his overheated tummy, overworked from the effort of vomiting. He closed his eyes as she rubbed away some of the discomfort in his bloated stomach.
“Feeling better?” she asked after a few minutes, when he’d seemed to relax a little.
“Mmm, I guess so, still queasy,” he shrugged, bringing a fist up to his mouth to muffle a belch that Hazel’s rubbing brought up.
“Do you think you’re done being sick?” she asked.
Nathan shook his head miserably. As if to agree with him, his stomach let out a loud gurgle, flipping beneath Hazel’s hand. She sighed sympathetically, leaning forwards to kiss his flushed cheek.
“Well if we’re going to be here for a bit, I’m gonna go grab a couple of things,” she said, shifting him forward so she could slide out from behind him.
“Don’t leave,” he whined, as she helped him lean back against the bathrub.
“Shh shh, I’ll be right back,” she said, kissing his forehead, before darting out of the bathroom. She went to their bedroom first, grabbing a fresh undershirt and a pair of basketball shorts for him to change into. She also grabbed one of their spare pillows and a blanket, since she had a feeling they might be spending a good portion of the night in the bathroom. Hazel quickly filled a glass of water in the kitchen, then walked back to the bathroom.
“Here love, take a few sips,” she said, holding the cup to his lips once she’d set everything else down. She tipped it up enough for him to take a few small drinks of water, then set the cup down on the counter.
“S’hot,” he groaned.
“I know, let me help,” she said, reaching for the hem of his shirt. Hazel pulled the undershirt over his head, deciding not to bother with the other one, then helped wrestle him out of his jeans and into the shorts. “That feel better?” she asked, wetting a wash cloth with cool water to press to his overheated skin.
“Little,” he shrugged, sighing when she pressed the damp rag to his skin. She dabbed off his face, his chest, his shoulders, hoping to cool him down and relax him.
“Good. Now how about you try to rest a little bit before the next round,” she suggested, placing the pillow in her lap.
Nathan nodded, rubbing his eyes tiredly. Hazel held her arms out to him, helping him carefully lay down in her lap. He squirmed around a little, trying to get comfortable on the cold hard floor, especially with his stomach churning. Hazel draped one arm over his waist, and began carding her fingers through his hair with her other hand.
“You’re okay, just relax,” she said softly, reaching up to flip the lights off in hopes that she could put him to sleep before he got sick again. His body had to be exhausted, and they were probably going to have a long night.











