I had a dream last night that I was invited to play synth guitar with Sick Six-era Julian Casablancas. So I spent weeks grasping the synth guitar and how it works just to wake up. And I'm like, 'are you fucking kidding me life? What is this shit? You know how much I want a synth guitar and you know how fucking much I adore Sick Six-era Jules?' So not only did I have to spend what felt like a week fake-learning an instrument, but I don't even get to play the dream gigs...??? FUK. OFF.














