#sicko behavior

[hyenabeanz]

I think I fixed our snowblower for real now after the repair guy FAILED, and then did all the sidewalks including the frozen plow berms (we're on a corner), the driveway, and the flat roof (broom not blower!) also de-iced the car. So full of cold endorphins and sweaty mullet I think I'm hot shit and could fight/be best friends with a polar bear right now RAAAAAAAH

[heli0s-writes]

Yo I heard they made Bucky fucking Barnes a politician

[spheredotorb]

realizing im once again in my phase of constant marx thoughts (explicit thoughts the thoughts are very explicit). it happens every half a year almost exactly and idk why but. hehe!

[spheredotorb]

(sighs dreamily) my faves dying....<3<3<3

[spheredotorb]

cw character death <3<3<3 but i think when/if marx dies he's gonna go out like this

i really the idea of magical power manifesting in flowers (and it already happens in canon with the rose vine attack!) and although he does get both physical and magical enhancements from nova, as time goes on (who knows when) there will come a point where his physical body will no longer be able to handle the magic that he holds/produces. it's not quite like aging but more like getting overrun by nature and deteriorating.

[spheredotorb]

fun fact: you can get magolor to do a variety of things as long as you have enough money

[spheredotorb]

ok ummm "neighbor's wife"-themed-porno-esque au gijinka magolor???? thats a string of words for sure

the latest trend in the gang is wife-ification and lactation...which means nsfw male lactation under the cut <3

bone apple teat or whatever <3

[spheredotorb]

typed this up in a deranged frenzy right before going to sleep last night bc apparently i Had to do this the night before i had to wake up early

lightly nsfw text warning but nothing Too Graphic. i think

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choccy gijinka marxolor trifecta

mainline marxolor

fucking only bc they kinda like each others looks but not romantically attracted to each other (or so they say #repressed)

thinks the other is weird and annoying as hell but can also lend their backs to each other

interactions always based on deals and favors

will care eventually if the other dies. it will take a while but he'll get there. their souls are intertwined beyond repair

genderbend au marxolor

Actually Plotting To Kill Each Other

a bit more open to each other about physical/sexual attraction

"GOD I HATE THIS FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!! to blow off steam and assert my control i must eat her out. its the only way"

will not give a flying fuck if the other dies

modern au marxolor

oh my god they were roommates

quasi-dating but not fully a thing but they cuddle occasionally

neither of them are Fundamentally Evil so marx is a tiny bit nicer. magolor is still kinda a bossy bitch tho. #disabledwrongs