(Because Prowl needs advice from his alternate) "Alternate, it would seem the Grey Faces have shut my Battle Computer down for three days," The SiC grimaced his helm hurting from all the distracting emotions, "How do I deal with my Emotion Chip being at 100% instead of 45% that I am used to?"
Prowl reread the message. Settled back in his seat and frowned at the words on the screen. His alternate's plight, though uncomfortable and potentially embarrassing, was time-limited and not life-threatening, and Prowl had a great deal of other work to do. A short reply after a moment's thought would have to suffice. [My condolences--the Gray Faces, or Anons as they are generally called in my universe--are cruel and capricious creatures. I do not doubt that such an abrupt alteration to your processing streams has disrupted your concentration and lowered your efficiency ratings to an unacceptable degree. If you have not already done so, I suggest informing your Prime--or other commanding officer--of the problem and advising him that you will be taking the rest of the period of your affliction as leave time. Making significant decisions or performing important calculations while uncontrolled emotion is dominating your thought processes raises the odds of a a territory-loss failure by 18.5483%, supply-loss failure by 23.9823%, a life-loss failure by 9.2016%, and a loss-of-Prime event by 2.8435%, with a point-three-one-two percent margin of error--I apologize for the wide margin, but as I am not familiar with your circumstances I cannot be more precise.] Hopefully some solid numbers, however loose the tolerances, would offer some comfort to his fellow Autobot. [Were I in your position, I would next isolate myself from all but the Prime and the medical team until the allotted time had passed, and occupy myself with gathering data for later processing. An investigation of the Gray Faces is overdue--you might begin by searching out and copying reports of their activity among those you are in contact with. You will not be able to do the primary processing until the emotion is back under proper control, but so long as you only gather and index individual event reports, you will have a data set to work with once your mind is back to normal.]
Prowl contemplated, wavered for a moment, then added, [I have never been placed in a predicament like yours, so I can only guess what it is like. However, if it would make the situation more bearable, you may write to me freely. I will keep any potentially embarrassing statements confidential.] He sent the message and returned to his duties.