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sidney crosby pisses me tf off, like hi i’m sidney crosby and i’ve been the best player in the nhl for 21 years but i also could have been a gap model and i’m just getting sexier as i age, oh and i’m also the nicest person in the whole wide world with the fattest ass and everyone loves me, fuck you sidney crosby

#sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins #sidcros:text

besides the whole hockey phenom thing, sidney crosby really is the most guy ever. he loves to fish. his favorite topic is military history, specifically WWII. his “can’t miss” shows were vikings and ted lasso. his guilty pleasures are chocolate and pizza and chicken parm. he likes white-girl pop and espresso martinis but also slow country and cold beer. he goes on hikes and takes shitty pics of the landscapes but still sends them to his friends because… nature. he’s a terrible driver. he picks superman over spiderman bc the outfit’s better. he has a genuine lust for life and joyful presence. god i hate him, what a loser. i need that basic bitch carnally.

#sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins #sidcros:text

happy pride to nathan mackinnon’s twitter account

#nathan mackinnon #sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins #colorado avalanche #sidnate #and a sprinkle of #natejo #sidcros:text #natemac:text

jordan… holy shit dude

#hockey players waxing poetic about sid… fork found in kitchen #jordan staal #sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins #carolina hurricanes #pens:text #sidcros:text

every day i think about the fact that natemac’s message to sid for his 1000th game was too personal to put on the jumbotron… nathan mackinnon, the last true lover fr

#nathan mackinnon #sidney crosby #sidnate #sidcros:text #natemac:text

sidcros and cmd hugging is actually hilarious to watch because it’s so obvious they are both trying to nuzzle into the other’s neck but there can only be one neck-nuzzler per embrace so they’re just pushing their heads at each other

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