I'M GOING TO KICK YOU
13 October 2018
Puyi: This break has dragged on for 70 years.
Xavi: You've been saying this about every break since 2013
Puyi: Well this in particular has dragged on the most.
Andres: It feels weird not being there
Xavi: Believe me I know
Masche: I feel so relaxed yet so annoyed at the same time honestly
Jordi: Can I ask when are you not feeling like that Jefecito??
Masche: No you cannot
Sergi: He kind of just did though Masche
Puyi: Nanu, how are you feeling today? @Sergi
Sergi: Much much much better. Thank Puyi
Puyi: Do you think you will be able to make it on time for El Clàssic?
Sergi: Maybe even before.
Andres: Great!! I am glad
Masche: No one mention that word to me this month...
Geri: What word?
Masche: That word
Geri: Ohhh you mean Clasico.
Masche: You are annoying even when you are thousands of miles away you know that!?
Geri: Actually I am in China right now
Masche: No wonder I was starting to feel stuffy...
Geri: Admit it.. You missed me
Masche: Nope
Geri: Lies
Masche: If I say yes will you leave me be
Jordi: 😂😂😂 Masche you are asking for too much
Masche: Hermano.. I had been living in such peace and quiet.. until this thing
Geri: Boring
Masche: @Leo come get your boy
Leo: I cannot do anything you know that..
Luis: When will this break just end
Geri: How's your face gordo
Luis: I hate you so much. Don't talk to me
Geri:😂😂😂😂
Puyi: Gerard what did you do?
Geri: I'll tell you in private
Masche: What did you do boludo?..
Luis: I'll tell you on the side mano
Jordi: 😂😂
Sergi: 😂🙊 Luis I am so sorry
Luis: You guys knew!?
Marc: What knew what??
Sergi: Yeah.. I am so sorry but we could not tell you anything
Jordi: We like our lives too much gordo.. So sorry
Marc: Knew What?!?
Ivan: What's happening?
Ivan: Who knew what??
Sergio: I can't leave you guys alone for a few days?!
Ivan: Busi do you know what is happening??
Sergio: Gerard Pranked Luis
Luis: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
Sergio: Well it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure it out. Also Jordi told me.
Luis: Dammit
Ivan: Oh my goodness
Marc: 🙊🙊🙊🙊 Is that why shaved your head and beard!?
Luis: Unfortunately
Marc: Cruel..
Masche: That's nothing.. I had a fullhead of hair when I arrived at Barça.. I left with no hair.
Ivan: Because of Geri's pranks??????
Masche: No just his existence.
Xavi: Geri😂 You have not changed at all
Andres: I missed this
Leo: Can we not
Puyi: Okay
17 October 2018
Masche: I hate everything and everyone
Ivan: ?!??!
Masche: The C word is banned for the coming weeks.
Geri: Carles we are not allowed to say your name
Puyi: Geri.. How's the neck?
Geri: Fine. I'm fine. I know what you are going to say
Puyi: Begging here. Actually begging.
Geri: I WILL DO MY BEST I PROMISE.
Puyi: I will hold you to it.
Xavi: I can feel it coming.. Puyi is starting to turn into Hulk mode.
Andres: Oh yes
Marc: What is coming?
Masche: DO NOT EVEN!
Geri: El CLASICO
Masche: 😑😑😑😑
Marc: Sorry Jefecito.. He made me ask.
Masche: I don't blame you Marcos Andres
Puyi: We are in High tension mode this week
Andres: Don't forget to breathe Carles
Puyi: I'll breathe when it's over
Geri: You know it's 10 days away no?
Puyi: Your point?
Leo: Puyi we promise we try our best not to disappoint you. 100000% focused.
Leo: Thank you nanu
Luis: And I will do my best.
Puyi: Luis so help me..
Geri: 😂
Masche: I'm just gonna go and close my eyes a little and try to drown the sound of Geri's laughter out.
Sergi: 🤗
Sergio:
Xavi: 😍❤💙















