#side chat

[palaugranetes]

I'M GOING TO KICK YOU

13 October 2018

Puyi: This break has dragged on for 70 years.

Xavi: You've been saying this about every break since 2013

Puyi: Well this in particular has dragged on the most.

Andres: It feels weird not being there

Xavi: Believe me I know

Masche: I feel so relaxed yet so annoyed at the same time honestly

Jordi: Can I ask when are you not feeling like that Jefecito??

Masche: No you cannot

Sergi: He kind of just did though Masche

Puyi: Nanu, how are you feeling today? @Sergi

Sergi: Much much much better. Thank Puyi

Puyi: Do you think you will be able to make it on time for El Clàssic?

Sergi: Maybe even before.

Andres: Great!! I am glad

Masche: No one mention that word to me this month...

Geri: What word?

Masche: That word

Geri: Ohhh you mean Clasico.

Masche: You are annoying even when you are thousands of miles away you know that!?

Geri: Actually I am in China right now

Masche: No wonder I was starting to feel stuffy...

Geri: Admit it.. You missed me

Masche: Nope

Geri: Lies

Masche: If I say yes will you leave me be

Jordi: 😂😂😂 Masche you are asking for too much

Masche: Hermano.. I had been living in such peace and quiet.. until this thing

Geri: Boring

Masche: @Leo come get your boy

Leo: I cannot do anything you know that..

Luis: When will this break just end

Geri: How's your face gordo

Luis: I hate you so much. Don't talk to me

Geri:😂😂😂😂

Puyi: Gerard what did you do?

Geri: I'll tell you in private

Masche: What did you do boludo?..

Luis: I'll tell you on the side mano

Jordi: 😂😂

Sergi: 😂🙊 Luis I am so sorry

Luis: You guys knew!?

Marc: What knew what??

Sergi: Yeah.. I am so sorry but we could not tell you anything

Jordi: We like our lives too much gordo.. So sorry

Marc: Knew What?!?

Ivan: What's happening?

Ivan: Who knew what??

Sergio: I can't leave you guys alone for a few days?!

Ivan: Busi do you know what is happening??

Sergio: Gerard Pranked Luis

Luis: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

Sergio: Well it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure it out. Also Jordi told me.

Luis: Dammit

Ivan: Oh my goodness

Marc: 🙊🙊🙊🙊 Is that why shaved your head and beard!?

Luis: Unfortunately

Marc: Cruel..

Masche: That's nothing.. I had a fullhead of hair when I arrived at Barça.. I left with no hair.

Ivan: Because of Geri's pranks??????

Masche: No just his existence.

Xavi: Geri😂 You have not changed at all

Andres: I missed this

Leo: Can we not

Puyi: Okay

17 October 2018

Masche: I hate everything and everyone

Ivan: ?!??!

Masche: The C word is banned for the coming weeks.

Geri: Carles we are not allowed to say your name

Puyi: Geri.. How's the neck?

Geri: Fine. I'm fine. I know what you are going to say

Puyi: Begging here. Actually begging.

Geri: I WILL DO MY BEST I PROMISE.

Puyi: I will hold you to it.

Xavi: I can feel it coming.. Puyi is starting to turn into Hulk mode.

Andres: Oh yes

Marc: What is coming?

Masche: DO NOT EVEN!

Geri: El CLASICO

Masche: 😑😑😑😑

Marc: Sorry Jefecito.. He made me ask.

Masche: I don't blame you Marcos Andres

Puyi: We are in High tension mode this week

Andres: Don't forget to breathe Carles

Puyi: I'll breathe when it's over

Geri: You know it's 10 days away no?

Puyi: Your point?

Leo: Puyi we promise we try our best not to disappoint you. 100000% focused.

Leo: Thank you nanu

Luis: And I will do my best.

Puyi: Luis so help me..

Geri: 😂

Masche: I'm just gonna go and close my eyes a little and try to drown the sound of Geri's laughter out.

Sergi: 🤗

Sergio:

Xavi: 😍❤💙

[palaugranetes]

I'M GOING TO KICK YOU

Puyi created group "I'M GOING TO KICK YOU"

Puyi added Xavi

Puyi added Andres

Puyi added Masche

Puyi added Leo

Puyi added Sergio

Puyi added Geri

Puyi added Sergi

Puyi added Jordi

Puyi added Luis

Puyi added Ivan

Puyi added Marc

Puyi: Look here you dumbasses..If you do not turn things around I am gonna personally got to the Ciutat Esportiva and kick your asses myself

Puyi: I will not accept this attitude anymore.

Geri: Uuhhh.. are you alright nanu?

Puyi: I will be once I kick your ass for those dumbass mistakes you keep making.

Geri: woah woah...chill man jeez

Puyi: Don't you tell me to chill.. You wake up and start playing like I know you can, you are better than this Geri come on

Geri: Okay okay I will I promise.. Gosh you sound like my dad

Luis: Well well well.. look who's getting his ass handed to him now...

Geri: You wanna say that again Gordo?

Puyi: @Luis you are not one to talk boy.. What are you doing man.. you're killing me

Luis: Look Puyi I am trying.. I promise

Puyi: Well try harder

Leo: Why do you always put yourself in these situations man @Luis control yourself.. You are still under threat

Luis: 😩

Xavi: Why am I here?

Puyi: Support

Andres: Hey guys.. What am I doing here @Puyi?

Puyi: More support

Masche: What is this Puyi? What do you need from me?

Puyi: To help me kick their asses..

Masche: Uh.. I'm in China.. kinda physically impossible

Puyi: Masche I don't need you to physically kick their asses.. just virtually

Masche: Oh.. I was preparing to fly out to BCN.. But yeah that sounds more logical.

Ivan: You were actually gonna fly out to beat us up?! So method!

Sergio: Hey guys..

Jordi: Hermano! Congratulations on your renewal!!! I am so happy for you!

Xavi: "Jordi: Hermano! Congratulations on your renewal!!! I am so happy for you!" This does make me happy!

Andres: Yes!!

Sergio: Thank you guys! I am very happy!

Leo: 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

Sergi: Excuse me @Puyi why am I here?

Puyi: Well my little friend you are a Captain now..

Ivan: But I'm not

Jordi: Neither am I

Luis: Not a Capi either

Marc: I'm not

Puyi: You have seniority.. meaning some time in the future you will.. So you too are responsible for helping the new guys

Leo: That is correct

Puyi: And El Clàssic is in one month! So you better get your shit together before that cause October is not going to be easy

Ivan: I love how you are up to date with our Schedule Carles

Puyi: I am Cule first and foremost

Jordi: What a legend

Xavi: Can I just say I am a bit disappointed in how things are going..

Sergi: 😦😦😓😓😓😓😦😦

Xavi: Not with you kid.. you are doing fine.. and we are so proud of you! It's everything else.. You really need to make things better

Leo: Of course Xavi of course we will

Ivan: Yes Maki.. you have my word

Marc: I will try my best

Xavi: Actually @Marc you have been amazing and I want to thank you for your performances

Marc: Oh Gosh.. Thank you so much!

Luis: I promise things will be better

Andres: I guess all has been said. Good luck guys.. we'll be in touch

Masche: So I don't need to kick anyone's ass anymore?

Puyi: Oh no.. we might still need to do it

Masche: Cool.

Masche: Alright, going to sleep now.. Hasta luego

Andres: Yes me too.. Ciao guys

Marc: No one else is concerned about Masche willing to beat us up?..

Luis: The real question is why are you surprised..

Geri: Soon Gordo soon

Luis: WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP.. GOD I am having a baby soon.. I need to be alive for it!

Sergio:😂😂😂

Ivan: Gerard what are you going to do....

Geri: You'll find out soon enough Raketa

Jordi: Oh boy😂

Marc: Good luck Luis

Sergio: Things are going to be interesting.. I can't wait

[palaugranetes]

I'M GOING TO KICK YOU

30 September 2018

Puyi: It is really astounding how things are going right now!!!

Puyi: What even is the point here?!

Puyi: ARE WE REALLY PLAYING FOOTBALL OR HAVE THINGS CHANGED!?

Puyi: I JUST DO NOT GET IT.. GET YOUR ACTS TOGETHER!

Xavi: Nanu.. Remember what we talked about?.. Temper..

Puyi: Hermano things have gone way beyond watching our temper..

Xavi: Well then..

Andres: Puyi man.. Yelling is not going to help now..

Puyi: WELL IT DID BEFORE SO WHY WOULDN'T IT NOW

Geri: Because we are not 10..

Puyi: 10 year olds play better than you have been playing the last couple of weeks...

Geri: Hurtful!

Puyi: How many times have I told you to always be 10 steps ahead of everyone.

Puyi: No.. scratch that.. 30 steps.. you need to be 30 steps ahead of everyone

Masche: You still need me to knock some sense into him? I am ready

Masche: You have no idea how long I've been preparing for this

Jordi: Oh we know..

Puyi: No Masche no need man. If he continues like this I will do it myself.

Luis: 😂😂😂😂

Luis deleted the message for everyone

Luis: 🤔🤔🤔

Geri: I saw the first one Luis.. I repeat your time is coming.

Puyi: Time for what? What has been coming for the past week?!?

Leo: Geri's payback

Puyi: Gerard how about you focus on the next match instead of focusing on getting even with Luis?!

Luis: Have I ever told you how much I love and respect you Puyi? A Legend. Truly a hero to us all. Thank you.

Puyi: How about you focus on your goals Luis, they have been more scarce than a drop of milk on a dried up goat.

Ivan: 🤨🧐

Sergio: 😂😂😂😂 Good one Puyi

Sergi: Hi everyone..

Xavi: How are you feeling kid?

Andres: Feeling better amigo?

Sergi: I'm okay..yeah I am a little.. Thanks for asking guys

4 October 2018

Puyi: YOU SEE ANDREU! I TOLD YOU YELLING WORKS!

Andres: Good job guys

Xavi: That was a whole lot better.

Puyi: This is how you play @Geri! Minor slip ups, but other than those This is how you should play from now on. No more turning back! I'm proud of you!

Geri: Thank you nanu

Xavi: Enhorabona per el centenari nanu! Per molts mes! 👏🏼

Geri: Moltes Gracies Maki!

Masche: I saw a replay. That was great guys congrats! But I have one complaint.. Why won't you let el Aleman have his clean sheet. He workd hard for it

Geri: Shit happens..

Masche: No you do

Geri: It wasn't even me.. Why is everyone on my case..

Geri: But alright..We will try harder next time

Luis: Because they know how great you are and they just want you to be better Geri.

Geri: Flattery will get you nowhere Gordo. You are still getting it.

Luis: Oh for the love of God! Please! I cannot take this anymore! Just get it over with already please!

Geri: All in due time.

Marc: Thank you Masche.. but it's okay.. I was not at my best these past days.

Puyi: You were great. I cannot imagine the horror were it not for your performances.

Marc: Thank you @Puyi I really appreciate it. But I can do better than the last few games I know I can

Andres: We believe in you. We know you are an amazing stopper

Marc: Thank you Capi

Xavi: I also really liked that Arthur kid. He did a great job.

Andres: A fantastic job

Xavi: @Leo send him my best please and tell him to keep up the good work

Leo: Will definitely do.

Andres: Also Ivan.. what a strike! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼⚡⚡Amazing my friend. You deserve it

Ivan: Thank you Andreu! Send my and Raquel's best to Anna and the kids we hope to see you soon.

Andres: Of course.

Sergio: You should have seen it up close Andres.

Ivan: 💜

Jordi: Wembley was so loud for Leo..

Leo: Thanks to you bala

Jordi: Oh no no it's all you

Sergio: You two are so sappy.. get a room won't you

Puyi: Okay.. back to work. And remember, I am always watching you

Marc: Bye Carles. Thank you

Ivan: Ciao amigo

Geri: Okay... That was creepy

Masche: 😂😂

Leo: Your filter is never turned.. how do I still get surprised by anything you say

Luis: 👀

Geri: That's what keeps the excitement alive in this relationship hombre

Leo: 😂😂

[luckywolfsbane]

Roman upon realizing Lyris followed them: I love persistence in an enemy.

Lyris: *immediately tries to freeze Roman*

Roman internally: Holy fuck-

Roman externally: Violence is never the answer.

[svvimfree-blog]

Just wanted to say I'll be gone for most of today to hang out with friends, so it'll mostly just be queue again, though I upped the amount a little. I'll try to get any unanswered asks answered after I come back.

[svvimfree-blog]

To the Haru + Rei and second Haru + Rin prompters, I'm working on your prompts, but I might have to post tomorrow since I have to attend a party this evening. If anyone else wants to send any asks with a pairing/character and prompt, you're welcome to. (I did not expect even one, to be honest; thank you for indulging me!)

[svvimfree-blog]

I promised my sister, so here goes: my sister, who translated the HaruRin and the Makoto + Rin comic for me to share, is doing doujinshi commissions for Ao-Ex doujinshi to pay for a laptop for college. If anyone's in that fandom and is interested, you can check it out here.

[svvimfree-blog]

Guess who forgot to shuffle the queue before going to bed...

(It's me.)

I'll make it up to you guys after watching episode 2 (and maybe posting that translation I've been working on with my sister).