so like, you know how Satan is Lucifer’s surprise mental breakdown induced mpreg baby right? Personally, I’ve always seen Satan as Lucifer’s kid so I don’t really ship Satan with my Mc. thats just his thousand year old step son. Anyways, back on topic
I like to think that if Lucifer and Mc were to have kids, that’d be Satans shot at being a big brother without cheats/no hacks. He’s only the 4th born because of his strength, don’t get it twisted!! that boy should be the youngest i dont care if he formed in Lucifer’s head before asmo did AND I DONT CARE IF THE DEMON LORD DOESNT CARE!!!!!
He might be a little conflicted at first, but he dreads the awkwardness that asking Lucifer were to bring, so he leaves it alone. At the end of the day, It’s still related to him. In what way? Some way. It Doesn’t matter. He must take care of it like any family member would. Secretly though, brother or not—hes plotting ways to outperform his brothers (uncles?) when it comes to his maybe sibling.
he spoils the baby like no other, even with the crazy workload he has now. What big brother uncle would he be if he neglected the little baby?!??Not a good one! He spends so much time trying to impress the kid that the first time it says his name he cries maybe
Lucifers take on it? Thats just older baby and littler baby. hes just happy Satan isnt trying to murder him anymore. he still is, he just momentarily stopped so Lucifer wouldnt take away babysitting privileges. once the baby is older, hes training them to join the anti lucifer league.
Also, I choose to believe that Lucifer & mc’s baby is an mpreg happy baby instead of an mpreg wrath baby. the baby is made from love and joy and is a very nice baby. totally zen. Very chill dude, no restraining necessary. just sits and laughs. Satan might get a little bit jealous because he didn’t have that at all. Um. Now cue vulnerable moment between Lucifer & Satan go!!
While I was away at the hospital, I read the entire Percy Jackson series again bc it was basically my only form of entertainment, and that inspired this little au of my Zelda ocs going to camp half-blood 💔
They don't belong to any cabins, they're still Hylians and go by the lore of Zelda. They just found themselves in the world of pjo!
(More self indulgent bs below)(i doubt anyone will even see this post so idc.)(yappathon)
OKAY. SO.
I actually ended up writing a little bit of a fic about this... uh... but its fine. Being a fic writer is all about being self-indulgent. (This is not the fic)
I like daydreaming, so I thought about this au whenever I was bored, which was often. And I ended up forming a little story for it 💔
The Hero's Spirit sort of works like the Oracle of Delphi, in a way. Same with the spirit of malice. Each possess someone and they battle every few hundred years or so. Very loose definition. Also the Zeldas are there, and they're descendants of Hylia. So still... pretty much the Zelda lore already.
For this au of an au, Zel, my oc, somehow found out about camp half blood, and figured wiping Link's memories and sending him there would also save him, as well as Hyrule. At least for now.(the logistics of this are bad I was just rlly bored)
Percy finds the guy passed out just on the borders of camp, and then Link almost gets eaten by a Cyclops, gets dropped, and hits his head. When he wakes up, he remembers nothing, and Percy thinks he's responsible for Link's memory loss.
Link remembers one thing by name. It starts with "Ga" so. They call him Gabriel for now.
They also rule out him being an elf, since Annabeth's cousin actually knows an elf. And well... "Gabriel" doesn't meet the requirements. He's got red blood, and he's short.
Nobody really knows who or what this guy is, or where he comes from. All they know is somebody left him there, since they kindly left a note attached to Gabriel's hoop earring.
"Please take care of him, (not by killing him) thanks. "
That was literally it.
Eventually, word reaches camp that someone is looking for "Gabriel". It's assumed that the someone is whoever left the note and brought Gabriel to camp. Only... they don't seem very peaceful. Monsters begin attacking camp.
Hopeful for any clues towards his identity or family, Gabriel faces this mystery man, believing that... maybe he thought Gabriel had been kidnapped! But that wasn't the case.
This was Ganondorf. He demanded that "Link" come back home with him, complaining about his "sister".
Link refused.
Ganondorf's forces eventually retreated, but he vowed to return until Link agreed to go under his wing again.
Eventually, people were realizing this whole story sounded oddly familiar... yet... so different.
And it was confirmed when someone named Zelda arrived at camp.
Link ran up to her, wrapping his arms around her. This was his sister! She'd saved him!
She looked... confused by this. Wanting to preserve this new version of Link, she said nothing of it. But she explained to Percy what and who Link used to be before she brought him to camp. He was Ganondorf's right hand man. He hated Zelda. She hated him just as much.
But, now that he was no longer loyal to their father, she saw a different side of him. They sparred together, partook in the weird activities at camp, and ended up laughing together a LOT.
BASICALLY I JUST WANTED TO SEE MY KIDS SIBLING BONDING. OKAY. YEAH. AND ALSO PJO. IDK. I PREFER MAGNUS CHASE BUT I WAS BORED. REALLY BORED.
