#sigma shitposts

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POV: You are eating a delicious stroopwafel on video call with your beeeeeeest friend, who has been stuck eating Danoontje yogurt all day for the past week. 

@vcsionary​

Also, here is credit for the trailer art I just messed up for a meme, even though I guess everyone knows who made it.

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Sigma/this blog every few weeks

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Roland: Hold on. Why is the Junker Queen your enemy?

Sigma: She is rude to me and kicked me in the groin.

Roland: Oh... Alright, fair.

Sigma: Though, I did kiss her on the back of the hand without asking. For some, such an action can-

Roland, already tired of Sieb rationalizing the Queen's behavior towards him again:

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Flying Dutchman: *appears with his ship from a thick ocean mist*

Vampire Sigma: *appears with his entire castle from a stormy crimson haze*

Flying Dutchman: ...

Flying Dutchman: Man the cannons! Someone is attempting to upstage me!

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Warlock Sigma: *stops summoning demons, becomes one instead*

Everyone he knows: 

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Talon hypothesizes on how the damage was done to Sigma's brain.

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--// I completely forgot to finish the base for if I want to make more skin sketches, but now...

I forgot something about the name