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The Weather Is Sponsored By StrexCorp.
Today's Weather Is Good.
Smile. The Weather Is Good Today.
It Is So Good You Could Not Possibly Smile Any Brighter. But You Should, Of Course, Try Anyways.
Such Good Weather. Let's Keep Smiling, Listeners.
Intern Dorian ♥
In Accordance With Our Ongoing Strexcorp Approved Means Of Diversifying Our Station, We're Welcoming In The Horse And Saying Goodbye To The Snake As We Celebrate The Year Of The Horse!
As We All Know, Snakes Have No Legs. Horses Have Four, As Designated By Something Beyond Our Control. This Means Four Times The Productivity And The Ability To Move Much Greater Distances When Compared To The Snake!
I Think We Can All Take A Page Out Of The Horse's Book And Strive To Go The Distance This Year, Listeners.
You're Listening Into The Daylight Broadcast. Welcome Back.
Intern Dorian ♥
The Day Is Sunny And Bright. And The Station Has Reached Its Closing Hours. We'll Be Taking A Brief Break.
The Daylight Broadcast Will Return At Its Next Scheduled Time. Keep Smiling, Keep Working, And Remember:
Stay Clear. Stay Compliant™.
Intern Dorian ♥
Let's Take A Moment To Check In With Our Usual Memos!
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Announcement: Today We Celebrate The Transition. The Transition Of Good To Better. From Better To Best. You Truly Have Improved, Haven't You? Smile! You're Improving At A Rate That Is Purposeful And In Accordance With All Our Beloved Measures. The Smiling God Is Smiling Down On You. Smile Back Up. Celebrate The Transition.
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We Are Truly Honored To Be A Part Of An Ongoing Transition. You're Doing Good. Let's Do Better.
Intern Dorian ♥
Hey have you got an everyday pencil, #2, with a half-chewed eraser added to your stations inventory strangely recently, Dorian?
Hello There, Listener! Thank You For Stopping By The Station Today! :)
We Did, Indeed, Recently Receive An Everyday #2 Pencil With A Half-chewed Eraser! But When We Prepared To Dispose Of It Appropriately (As Is Specified Under StrexCorp Terms Of Employment), It Appeared To Have Disappeared And We Haven't Figured Out Where The Little Thing Went! How Strange, Isn't It?
We'll Keep An Eye Out In Case It Shows Up Again! :) Thanks For Stopping By Today. And Remember: Stay Smiling! :) Intern Dorian ♥
