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Welcome To Desert Bluffs' Corporate-Sponsored Radio's Outreach And Ethically-Engaging Blog Landing Page. We Appreciate You Being Here With Us Today.

This Transmission Is Compliant With Expected Directives. Do Not Be Alarmed.

My Name Is Dorian! I Will Be Pushed To Your Dash When Corporate Mandates Believe It Appropriate.

This Blog Has Been Established To Monitor Participants In Accordance With Expected Metrics. Expect Broadcast-Approved Mindfulness Strategies For Your Viewing Pleasure. (All Content Is Accounted For.)

We Hope You Have A Truly Delightful Day. Stay Clear. Stay Compliant™.

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The Day Is Sunny And Bright. And The Station Has Reached Its Closing Hours. We'll Be Taking A Brief Break.

The Daylight Broadcast Will Return At Its Next Scheduled Time. Keep Smiling, Keep Working, And Remember:

Stay Clear. Stay Compliant™.

Intern Dorian ♥

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Did anything interesting happen?

Hello There Listener! Welcome To Our Fantastic Little Station Today! :)

And What An Absurdly Vague Question You've Given Me, Those Are Always My Favorite, You Know. Did Anything Interesting Happen?

See, I Was Scheduled For A Very Important Event, And While Attending That Event, I Found Myself Very Importantly Lost! Isn't That Just So Odd? I Was Briefly Somewhere That Was Very Much Not Desert Bluffs, And Was All Too Quiet And Dark For My Tastes.

And Then- I'm Back Here, Back As Your Little Host Of This Little Radio Segment! Isn't That Just Strange?

Keep Smiling! :)

Intern Dorian ♥

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The Weather Is Sponsored By StrexCorp.

Today's Weather Is Good.

Smile. The Weather Is Good Today.

It Is So Good You Could Not Possibly Smile Any Brighter. But You Should, Of Course, Try Anyways.

Such Good Weather. Let's Keep Smiling, Listeners.

Intern Dorian ♥

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Listeners, Have You Tried Sitting Today?

Productivity Is Increased Every Time You Sit! You Should Try It. You Should Really, Really Try It.

If You Don't, How Will You Know You Don't Like It?

Try Sitting. Breathe. You're Not Alone. You Will Always Be Witnessed.

Isn't It Great To Know You're Being Witnessed?

Sit. Breathe. Be Productive.

Isn't That Just So Much Better?

Intern Dorian ♥

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Our Station Has Decided This Year Is Not The Year For Games! Not Anymore, Listeners!

Today Is A Regular, Work-filled Day With Productivity And Efficiency As Our Ever-present Goal! No Tricks Or Games This Year!

Were You Expecting Something Different? You Shouldn't Be.

You Know Better Than To Expect Us Not To Give Our All On This Very Not-special, Very Not-jokey Day. That's Just How The Day Goes!

Isn't This Day Just The Best? This Normal, Sunshine Filled Day With Nothing Wrong?

I Agree, It's The Best. :)

Intern Dorian ♥

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Do You Enjoy Sound? Do You Want To Experience Sound? What About The Wonderful Screams Of Those Who Are Learning What It Means To Be Efficient?

Do You Enjoy Noise? What About The Sound Of Your Own Pulse, The Hum Of Your Veins? Or The Sounds You Hear In Your Dreams?

Have You Been Dreaming? You Shouldn't Be. Dreams Aren't Productive. Dreams Can Only Be Productive When Pre-approved By StrexCorp. Have You Been Approved? Remember To Get Your Next Dreams Approved By StrexCorp Synernists Incorporated.

Dreams. Approved? Yes.

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Where Have You Gone? Have You Returned Yet? Why Have You Returned From A Place You Do Not Remember? What Was That Place That You Do Not Remember But Do Remember Returning From? Was It A Dream? A Reality? A Different You In A Different Time?

Have You Smiled? Did You Smile?

You Should Stay A While To Figure That Out. It Seems Rather Important.

You're Listening Into The Daylight Broadcast. Welcome Back.

Intern Dorian ♥

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Good Morning, Desert Bluffs!

You'll Be Excited To Hear That We Are Attending An Event Today! Isn't That Just Incredible For Us?

For All Of You Out There Working Away Today: Stay Smiling And Stay Compliant As We Return To Bathing In The All-Encompassing Rays Of Our Ever-Present Sun! :)

We Are So Delighted To Be Chosen For Our Instructional Education Program!

See You Next Week, Listeners!

Intern Dorian ♥

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The Day Is Sunny And Bright. And The Station Has Reached Its Closing Hours. We'll Be Taking A Brief Break.

The Daylight Broadcast Will Return At Its Next Scheduled Time. Keep Smiling, Keep Working, And Remember:

Stay Clear. Stay Compliant™.

Intern Dorian ♥

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is Kevin venomous?

Well Hello There Listener! Welcome To Our Sunny Little Station Today!

What An Interesting Question! You Know, I've Never Really Thought Much About It. Is Kevin Venomous? Well, That Actually Is A Very Difficult Question To Answer! If I Bite Kevin, Does He Die? Or If He Bites Me, Do I Die? Or If We Both Bite A Completely Different Visitor To The Station, Do We Die?

Does That Make That Visitor Poisonous? Or Are We Just Unlucky?

Here's What I Think, And You're Hearing It From Me, Right Now, Right Here: Kevin Is Poisonous, Not Venomous. Like All The Best Things In Life!

Thank You For That Wonderful Question, Listener! Keep Smiling! :)

Intern Dorian ♥

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The Weather Is Sponsored By StrexCorp.

Today's Weather Is Good.

Smile. The Weather Is Good Today.

It Is So Good You Could Not Possibly Smile Any Brighter. But You Should, Of Course, Try Anyways.

Such Good Weather. Let's Keep Smiling, Listeners.

Intern Dorian ♥

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WE LOVE YOU DORIAN! :D Your words are amazing! Your Work Is Important! We SMILE every time WE see you're ON!

We- Hope- yOu'Re- hav1ng- AHHHHHHH wonderful =} dAY!

Well Thank You For Those Kind Words, Listener!

Isn't It Just Wonderful To Have Such Kindness And Smiles Being Spread Around On Our Little Station Today?

We'll Pass Along This Generosity To All Our Listeners Back At Work, Listening Right Now. That Includes You.

You Know Who You Are.

We Are Having A Delightful Day With All Our Work And This Fantastic Job Security Here At The Station. And We Hope To Keep You All Company For As Many Days As The Sun Shines And Never Sets On Our Little Town!

Stay Smiling, Listener. We See You! :)

Intern Dorian ♥

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Have You Heard The Sound Of Shattering Glass Yet? You Should Have.

Something Knocked Just A Bit Too Hard On That Glass And We All Know Glass Isn't A Very Sturdy Material.

In Fact, It's Not Sturdy At All! Isn't That Just Terribly Inefficient? Why Would Anyone Even Use Glass? What Purpose Does It Have?

We Can't Think Of A Single One. Why Use Glass When You Can Just Expose Yourself To The Natural Light That Shines Down On Us All From Above In Our Lovely, Wonderful Town?

Glass. No Thank You, Glass. We'll Keep Smiling At Our All Smiling God Without Your Arbitrary Barriers!

Intern Dorian ♥

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What's ahh What's a you're favorite color?

Hello There, Listener! Welcome To The Station, We Hope You're Smiling Today!

My Favorite Color? I Enjoy Red, Isn't That Utterly Surprising?

There's Something So Lovely About Red, The Way It Shimmers In The Sun And The Way It's Such An Important Part Of All Our Lives.

If You Lose Too Much Of It, You'll Probably Die. :) But Isn't It Just The Nicest Color You Ever Did See?

Thank You For Stopping By! Keep Smiling. Always.

And, As Always: Stay Clear. Stay Compliant™.

Intern Dorian ♥

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Listeners, Do You Know Where You've Been? Have You Been Here, Or Elsewhere? Have You Been Productive? Smiling? Dedicating Yourself To The Greatest Things This Planet (One Of Many) Has To Offer?

Look To The Sun. Now Look Back Here For A Moment. Just A Moment. Breathe.

Listen. Do You Hear That? That's The Need Of Productivity. You Should Listen To It. You Should Always Listen To It.

Keep Listening To It, Listeners.

You're Listening Into The Daylight Broadcast. Welcome Back.

Intern Dorian ♥