#daylight-broadcast

[midnight-broadcast]

the interference grows worse with time

our station will deliver a new statement

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REMINDER: Please Remember To Remain Calm During All Anomalous Events. Residents Should Not Be Alarmed By: Bright Skies. Unusually Efficient Productivity. Unexpected Smiles. Any And All Questions Will Be Answered With Positive And Reaffirming Sentiments About What You Are Doing Is The Right Thing And Is The Only Right Thing. We Know Everything Is Good. We Know Everything There Is To Know. You Should Smile Knowing That We Know Everything.

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Thank You For Listening, Listeners! We're Pleased To Be Supporting Such Hard Workers Here At the Station! Don't Forget Your Smile Today! :)

Intern Dorian ♥

[daylight-broadcast]

ERR: No Broadcast Scheduled.

[midnight-broadcast]

What uhh happened to Dorian?

welcome to the airwaves, listener

we're sorry to say we are not aware of any dorian

are you sure you're looking at the correct broadcast?

though if you wait a bit longer

perhaps you'll find what you're looking for in more time

we'll keep an eye out too or maybe two

just in case we meet a name like dorian here someday soon

♥ intern jamie

[midnight-broadcast]

The Day Is Sunny And Bright. And The Station Has Reached Its Closing Hours. We'll Be Taking A Brief Break.

The Daylight Broadcast Will Return At Its Next Scheduled Time. Keep Smiling, Keep Working, And Remember:

Stay Clear. Stay Compliant™.

Intern Dorian ♥

[midnight-broadcast]

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[daylight-broadcast]

The Weather Is Sponsored By StrexCorp.

Today's Weather Is Good.

Smile. The Weather Is Good Today.

It Is So Good You Could Not Possibly Smile Any Brighter. But You Should, Of Course, Try Anyways.

Such Good Weather. Let's Keep Smiling, Listeners.

Intern Dorian ♥

[daylight-broadcast]

In Accordance With Our Ongoing Strexcorp Approved Means Of Diversifying Our Station, We're Welcoming In The Horse And Saying Goodbye To The Snake As We Celebrate The Year Of The Horse!

As We All Know, Snakes Have No Legs. Horses Have Four, As Designated By Something Beyond Our Control. This Means Four Times The Productivity And The Ability To Move Much Greater Distances When Compared To The Snake!

I Think We Can All Take A Page Out Of The Horse's Book And Strive To Go The Distance This Year, Listeners.

You're Listening Into The Daylight Broadcast. Welcome Back.

Intern Dorian ♥

[daylight-broadcast]

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