#signed craig

[asvrai]

Haha case closed! Craig Shah caused the too many potatoes. What a resounding success for the security nanobots first investigation! - 🐟

“Ah,” Craig says, and for someone who’s been caught confessing, they don’t seem very nervous, “I won’t be in trouble for this, of course. While an inconvenience to Edison, and we’ll all be sick of potatoes by Wednesday, this could have been an entirely innocent mistake on my part. And the funds were taken from something that will not be missed.” 

You can’t see past the glare in their glasses, but you think they winked at the computer screen. “But good job, nanobots.”

[asvrai]

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FACT: You are rude.

[asvrai]

You're also extremely difficult to find. The only other person we've had more trouble finding is Kevin... ~ Pockets

Craig shrugs. “I may be amazing, but I’m also not one for making a bigger splash than I need to. They’ve been talking about making testing mandatory for all employees once they finish testing that batch of orphans... Best to fly under the radar for now, you know?”

As you parse this information, you get the feeling that Kevin is not the only person you’re missing information about. 

[asvrai]

Craig you're beautiful :0 ~ Pockets

They smirk. “I know. Beauty and brains, I’m the entire package.”

[asvrai]

Hey Craig, do you know anyone that really likes to wear orange? Possibly around #cc7f21 or #cc6d17. It's not much to go on, but it might be a clue to another mystery. - 🐟

The colors flash onto the screen as you send them. Craig looks at the screen and hums. “No, I don’t believe so... Irving’s shirt is orange, but it’s more of an ‘offensively bright traffic cone’ orange. Otherwise, the test subjects’ jumpsuits are orange?”

[asvrai]

...Excuse me, a golden-plated w̸̙̜̦͔͉͓̭̥͔̳͎͍͔̰̒͆͘͜͠͝H̵̨̡̛̺͚͔͙̮͙̤̝̬̒̉̊̇̏̏̈́͐͝͠Á̵̦̞̳̏͌̅̂t̸͍̼̼̮̻̜̺̅̃͌̾͋̑̐́̆?!? -R

Craig sighs again. “Now, if they’d wanted it for the public bathroom, that would be a different story...”

[asvrai]

...Craig, can be your partners-in-crime? I'll cover your tracks.

Craig snickers. “A security bot, wanting to cause trouble? Whoever programmed you ought to recheck your code.”

[asvrai]

If it's a boring job and you're concerned about the mandatory testing, why don't you just leave? Accounting is a sought after skill in a variety of different types of businesses. - 🐟

“It-” Craig’s bravado seems to falter for a moment. “It’s my only option. And I’ve... I’ve got friends here.”