#signs stuff

[neferpitoebeans]

Person: I don’t like Sag or Taurus. They are the worst.

Me, a Sagittarius Sun and Taurus Moon: We’ve literally been friends for the past five years.

[saltyhope]

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed: Aquarius, Gemini, Cancer

Sex don’t sleep when the lights are off: Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aries

Kids are still depressed when you dress them up: Taurus, Pisces, Leo

And syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup: Capricorn, Virgo, Libra

[acidicpisces]

signs watching a tv show

Watches like three seasons in a day: Gemini,Cancer,Leo,and Scorpio.

Gets bored after the first episode and quits: Sagittarius,Taurus,Capricorn,

and Virgo.

Dies in anticipation between each episode: Aries,Libra,Pisces,and Aquarius.

[neferpitoebeans]

Star sign = Equius

Moon sign = Tavros

Rising sign = Karkat

Moirial = Nepeta

[neferpitoebeans]

Me: *Going through “The Signs” stuff* Well, this is nothing like my star sign. *Looks at moon sign* Nothing like me. *Looks at rising sign* Nope. This whole thing is terrible.