*OFFICiAL* Top 10 zodiac signs
yo yo. soph here. Back at it again with my lit reviews. yo. so. im going to be ranking the zodiak signs. my opinion is the only opinion. suck my nads. which i dont have by the way xd.
1- LEO] Yeah thats right beaach. i run this biz and my sign the best because i am the best and you are not the best. nads.
2- aries] them bitches can fight on god. they got some nasty bloodlust but its kind of hot ngl. would let them stab me on my way back to my appartment.
3- skorpio] chill as fuck. smoked a bowl out of a garfield pipe with them once. tasted like shit but i loved the vibe they brought to the table.
4- pisces] idk ummmmmmm they’re cool i guess. would put them in my inner circle ez. i am overly attached to these people.
5- libruh] nah.
6- cancer] !!!!!!!! owo -_- -[0_0]- :P mmmmmmmmm
7- stegosaurus] the best toes. HANDS DOWN. Tasty. SUcculent. Sweaty and salty. god i am so aroused right now.
8- gemini] G for gemini, G for gamer. Will call you n word in roblox and swat your house no questions asked. they can carry me in valorant tho so they aight.
9- Tartar] name says it all. they a little slow. usually bisexual but hey that means u get 2 times the attention. I crave human contact :)
11- capri-sun] certified banger of a human being. will be your dad or will be your daddy. also they make some gucci mac and cheese for thanksgiving. yummy! :3
12- Aquarius] Ah, yes. I cannot believe the amazing potential and love these people show me. It is like they wrap you in a warm blanket and tuck you in to bed with their unshaken confidence. I shall not be swayed by any other signs, for these blessed humans are but a gift to this extravagant Earth.
13- Virgin]
yo yo yoooooooo. thx homies for checking out mi list. yall super lit and imma fuck with you till the day i drop. SHEEEEEEEEE. yo, peace out home fries and ill boggie on over to yall next time i get my password back.
-soph