Aug 22, 2021
How do Ethan and Lilac like their eggs?
Ethan: Poached.
Lilac: Fertilized.
#I'M SO SORRY IT WAS TOO EASY#SLKDJFLKSDF#imagine this is how the conversation for their second or third child starts#let me exaplain#like Lilac drops this terrible joke one day and waits for his horrified reaction but#ethan has this thoughtful look on his face#silence.....#then-- 'do you really want to try again?'#and she's the one with the shocked expression#'wait. do /you/?'#'I do.'#and then they have a serious chat about this when the utter shock wears of#*off#also this is a really old ask i' so sorry#i'm going through my ask box and gasping with guilt that i never answered these#i'm a stupid who sees an ask on mobile then mentally answers thinking i will remember to do it for real when i have time to sit down#and then i never do#god i'm so sorry i'm terrible
