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How do Ethan and Lilac like their eggs?

Ethan: Poached.

Lilac: Fertilized.

#I'M SO SORRY IT WAS TOO EASY #SLKDJFLKSDF #imagine this is how the conversation for their second or third child starts #let me exaplain #like Lilac drops this terrible joke one day and waits for his horrified reaction but #ethan has this thoughtful look on his face #silence.....#then-- 'do you really want to try again?'#and she's the one with the shocked expression #'wait. do /you/?'#'I do.'#and then they have a serious chat about this when the utter shock wears of #*off #also this is a really old ask i' so sorry #i'm going through my ask box and gasping with guilt that i never answered these #i'm a stupid who sees an ask on mobile then mentally answers thinking i will remember to do it for real when i have time to sit down #and then i never do #god i'm so sorry i'm terrible

me when they don't have anything for me at the clinic; let me just make this discord server look 𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓉𝓉𝓎

#slkdjflksdf #i'm having fun!!#giddy leg wiggle #heheheh #alex talks

I had a tiny babey crush on you for a little bit? Like a year ago lmao

slkjdflksdfds???????

#genuinely unsure how to react to this skdjfs #besides;;; mild flattery? perhaps?#slkdjflksdf #interesting #arty asks #Anonymous

msw just said rey and luke are not a blood family. i'm going to cry

what the mchell is msw

#no offense but i dont trust shit anyone says before a movie comes out #ppl lie about stuff just 2 try and throw fans off the trail of smthing sometimes #also i just really want her to be a skywalker so i will deny all and everything #slkdjflksdf #anonymous #asks

I was attacked by some idiot in the projects so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so bout 5'9", 5'10", coffee complexion low cut like a Caesar with some little waves in his head clean cut, very smooth face seein my sister when i walked in he had his hands around her neck first thing was to pull him off of her and that's what i did well, obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park are you serious, my boy?

wait wHAttT

#anon #anonymous #thank you but idgi omg #slkdjflksdf #replies

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