Jan 23
the trojan war is so funny because absolutely NO ONE wanted to be there
hector was clocking in like that one minimum wage employee keeping the local pizza hut afloat.
achilles had to basically be dragged kicking and screaming to troy, and he spent most of the last year of the war on strike (sulking).
they basically held odysseus’ infant son at gunpoint to make him join.
an argument could be made for menelaus wanting to be there, but the man just wanted to get his wife and get out.
paris may have started this shit but he sure as hell couldn’t finish it. hector had to drag him to the battlefield by ear daily.
even AGAMEMNON tried to go home.
