steve decides to make you a homemade cake from scratch for ur birthday bc he thinks it’d be special and ends up making the most horrible tasting cake ever. like he gets all the measurements wrong and doesn’t mix it properly and uses half the bottle of vanilla extract and he puts it in front of you like “have the first slice, baby 😌” and you have some and it’s rancid. just 🥴🥴🥴. but he’s looking at you all wide-eyed and excited and proud of himself so you have to lie and be like “it’s super good, steve :)”
and then hes like watching you and he's like. oh my god its bad isn't it. and he takes a forkful himself and he spits it all over the counter and you just stare at each other and you cant help it you start laughing and he starts laughing and he's like oh my fucking god how the fuck did i make that and you're like i wish i knew steve and yeah ok he's disappointed in himself but you're laughing and that's good because he loves to make you laugh and he's like god I'm never baking again ok lets go to the store and get one of those nasty ice cream cakes you love bc you're a freak and you're like ok <3 and its fine and he literally never makes a care ever again and honestly that's for the best