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Urban Legends of Shalesworth: Episode 3

The Shalesworth Corpse (left) is a reanimated corpse(?) that can be seen during the night as it roams the city. It smells so very bad and probably crawled out of some hole in the city cemetery.

The Shalesworth Sewer Man (right) is a person stuck in the city's sewer system. He uses his long right arm to grab at people as they walk past drains. He smells of poop and old water. Despite living in the sewers, he is not an inhabitant of the Shalesworth Subterranean Complex, as the two hundred humans trapped there have grey skin and more mental disorders than the sewer man.

Below is some fan art we were sent:

A tasteful hypothesis of what the Shalesworth Corpse and Verfall might do if they met. 8/10

This image will be sent to the Shalesworth Alpha Male Network so they change their logo to this. 10/10

#shalesworth #fucking whatever. go my disgusting cretins #vile beings.

Dateosaur all endings explained

In school, Alice was simply known as "that girl who would beat you up if you breathed at her wrong". The teachers stopped punishing her after the eleventh incident.

Today she, facilitated by what appears to be a quantum superposition, works in almost every retail store in Shalesworth and wishes death on every person who enters.

Stinky femcel alert ⚠️

#shalesworth #there is something up with this woman #ooouuhh ahahhhh im dying (need to sleep)

I still need to figure out this thing's deal

Is there someghgin wrong with it :forlorn:

#the green thing again #yeargh i do not know...

stupid stupid monstergodthings. YAY!!

#blargh blargh blargh

I cast WRATH OF THE GODS on the level 1 slime with 5 hp

When Dr Shäfer injects himself with his latest batch of mystery chemicals and enters a hallucinogenic toxicosis, he likes to draw on the walls of his lab.

Look at him go!

Fun fact: Shäfer was actually kicked out of Germany after throwing a chair at a certain Joseph and accusations of sneaking prisoners free. He also just did not agree with the current situation and was only there to experiment on people. He then dabbled in horse breeding and got banned from all horse racing events globally. Then he moved to Shalesworth and the city became even worse.

#really fun lore for this one #dont know how to address it on tumblr so here we go #shalesworth #bebebebbe

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Dr Shäfer and the Stinky Boys