Apr 28
Gen setting dates for Senku and Senku intentionally ruining them by talking non-stop about Gen
🃏: At least use science to scare them off! Now people are going to think there’s something going on between us!
🧪: That’s exactly the idea.
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Gen setting dates for Senku and Senku intentionally ruining them by talking non-stop about Gen
🃏: At least use science to scare them off! Now people are going to think there’s something going on between us!
🧪: That’s exactly the idea.
Dark: Hey kid. Did you know some sticks, either if they were born or created, have a 2% of chance to have cat programing in their code?
Orange: I dont believe you -_-
Dark: Oh yeah? Watch this.
Dark: pspspspsps-
Chosen: o o!
Red: owo!?
Orange: ō ō what the-?????
Dark: Told you u u
Steve: Hey, where's Eddie and Robin?
Dustin: They're just over here– Argh shit, we lost them to the crowd again!
Lucas: How can we find them? There are too many people here!
Erica: I know a way.
Lucas & Dustin: What way?
Steve: I don't feel good about this...
Erica: Just watch me, losers.
Erica: Steve Harrington fucking sucks!
Steve: Wha–
Eddie & Robin from an Italian ice cream vendor: Who the fuck is talking???!! You piece of fucking shit–
Erica: There they are.
Fun fact: The trick always works perfectly with everyone. One time, they even found Erica when she was gunning for the person who had insulted Lucas. Needless to say, Dustin had *died* in cold blood.
Hilarious dialogue ideas:
- “I don’t think he even remembers we’re dating.” “Wait, you guys are dating?”
- “[name] the red-tongued reindeer, had a very shiny tongue. And if you ever saw it, you would even say… yuck.”
- “I’m gonna need you to look deep into my eyes and ask me that question again.”
- “I got your mom on speed dial.”
- “Okay, but have you tried maybe not having a skill issue?”
- “Do you believe in fate?” “Do I know you?”
- “What if we’re all just part of a simulation?” “GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!”
- “*forgets a word* How you say in English…” “Yo I didn’t know English wasn’t your first language.” “Oh no it is, I just say that to sound smarter.”
- “Maybe the real killer is the friends we made along the way.” “Bitch, [name] just died! What are you talking about?”
- “It’s not terrorism if it’s your own house.”
- “You can’t get an hourglass figure! You’re a burger!”
- “That is one of the last things of your older brother’s that lives here. Glad to know how you feel about him.” “…It’s a fucking ancient tv, what do YOU want to do with it?!” (Bonus points: the brother is still alive)
- “You killed my father!” “*clicks tongue* Sounds like a you problem.”
- “I didn’t lie. I just… told the wrong truth.”
- “Are you homophobic?” “Yes, homo sapiens are terrifying.”
- “…And now I’m just an old fat guy.” “Oh, come on. You’re not that old!”
- “I’ve got a brain the size of his dick, what do you expect?” “Hey, don’t drag me into your self deprecation!”
- “I take that as a compliment 🥰” “You shouldn’t. I’m deliberately insulting you.”
- “I hope your phone dies.”
- “No, I get the whole curse thing, YOU HAVE CHILDREN???”
- “I thought you were joking about looking cute in a bedsheet but you were right, this is adorable!” “I was joking…” “…Oh.”
- “I’m marrying [name].” “What? But I was gonna marry [name]!”
- “You’re gonna regret that when you’re older.” “Hey, at least this one looks cool!”
- “Looks like we can’t mansplain manipulate manslaughter our way out of this one” “*starting to loosen a clothing item* Manwhore it is.”
clara, entering the tardis, wild hair and out of breath: right. let's go. home sweet home
the doctor, frowning: why is your face this colour?
clara, waving a dismissive hand at him: ah oh. very hot out there
the doctor, narrowing his eyes: in december?
clara, desperately searching for words: um well i meant- you know um- the fireplace! too much heat, probably should've said something but didn't want jane to fuss over me
the doctor: right.
clara: right.
the doctor: *clicking random buttons pretending he couldn't care less*
clara: *rushing towards the tardis' corridors*
the doctor, stopping her halfway through: what were you doing alone with jane?
clara, slowly turning to face him: um- yeah sure i'll tell you everything that we did 'cause that's definitely not personal at all
the doctor, clueless: 'm listening
clara, sighing: doctor! i was being sarcastic. it's none of your business
the doctor, rolling his eyes: well, it's not every day you come out of jane austen's room, an outstanding english author, lobster-red, eyes inflated to a nauseating degree, smile wide and visibly painful and neck covered in strange bite marks-
clara, disappearing into the dephts of the tardis: yeah yeah anyway i'm going to take a shower
the doctor, speaking to the tardis: *smirks* 's funny. she thinks i don't know, but it's clear as day
the tardis: *intrigued*
the doctor, after a dramatic pause: they've been secretly fighting monsters while i was away
the tardis: *you-are-an-idiot noise*
Just remembered this gem from Final Fantasy III (DS) and doodled this.
“Been there and done that.”
“Did you just point at both of us?”
“Rightfully so. I have been in your situation before and I have fucked them.”
[All the context you need: now that he has more free time Senku decided to unveil the secrets of male pregnancy]
🧪: And of course, Gen will be the first test subject 🙂
🃏 : I-WILL-NOT 💢
🐉 : Or better! Let me be the first pregnant man—!
🏹: Ryusui ☺️
🐉 : …once it’s safe.
🏹 to 🃏: When I started dating Ryusui, I promised myself I wouldn’t get in the way of his greed so long as it wouldn’t put his safety at risk.
🃏: That’s nice and all… BUT WHAT ABOUT MY SAFETY?!
🏹: That was long compromised when you decided to date Senku and I wasn’t going to get in the way of that.
🃏: I hate that I can’t argue with that 😭