Feb 22, 2018
The Protector
*Nearing the bus station late at night*
Random Guy: NO! F*** YOU! (something loud and incomprehensible.)
ENTP: ... Well he's angry. Let's go this way. (away from the bus station) I really don't feel like being yelled at today, and you probably wouldn't like it either.
INFP: Yes, actually. I don't like it when people yell. There was a lot of yelling in my house when I was a ki-
ENTP: No, yeah, I get that, but I don't want a stranger yelling at me, and I'm pretending I'm protecting you by using you as an excuse. Let me have this one.
INFP *internally*: I already am letting you have this one????
INFP: Uhm. Okay. Yes. Well, actually that is the case.
ENTP: I'm protecting you.
INFP: Yep, and I'm protecting you too.