#silly hoomans

[muteiwilluseit]

i love how it's a universal pet owner thing where you cant leave your sleeping floofball alone cuddle, coo over, snap pictures of, roll and tuck into blankets, lay down next to them nose to nose etc

[queen-of-spinspin]

(ง •̀_•́)ง Average human?

(I’d say she would float up out of their reach and casually pelt them with danmaku until they ask her to stop. Or open up with a spellcard and hope they either break down and run, or get beaten into submission by the sheer mass of the bullets. Either way, no contest. Unless they had a blessed weapon of some sort, but still.)

[subliminalsilence13]

The small alien walked past the car. "CO2 level up 0.5 percent," it rasped, giving him a meaningful look. "You do know you could find yourself charged with being a dominant species while under the influence of impulse-driven consumerism, don't you?”

Good Omens // Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman