Apr 28, 2018
"Fuck the 5 seconds rule, if the dropped food look clean, I eat!"
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"Fuck the 5 seconds rule, if the dropped food look clean, I eat!"
I just got in from a lovely night out and the first thing I did was swap my contacts for glasses and put my hair up, and catching my reflection just now in the mirror with that plus the relatively severe makeup, from the head up I honestly look like I should be giving orders in something with german subtitles that wont show up by name on your credit card
I shoulda thought better before I posted those pics cos now I look at them I see they really highlight how ugly and weird my face looks, especially that left one :/
So looks like yesterday / day before I went off my meds by mistake.. couple that with not having made a decent meal since Saturday for whatever reason.. might explain why I felt so delicate?
Oh wow, so I totally fell asleep but I see I already have a large number of applications for various positions in my supervillainess organisation waiting in my inbox! Time to grab a coffee and start hiring I reckon
Given my luck with existing today I think its gonna be a miracle if I havent someone contracted tetanus, legionnaires, or e coli - or all of them I guess.
Most films seem to show the singularity/ robot apocolypse as roving death squads of terminators in the streets or phantom manhole covers exploding in the streets. I think probably the worst kind is more insidious; medical implants running amuck. Wireless pacemakers making peoples hearts explode, smart optics filling your brain with nightmarish images; cutting edge prosthetics strangling you in your sleep or walking you off a cliff. I guess that's less Hollywood though.
I knew this would happen, I knew if I had a good time on my birthday I’d crash sooner or later. I was actually worried that about everything going right just as much as everything going wrong, just in case I hit a peak I could never best, my own little “I could die right now, Clem” moment, and I think I did. Why can I never have a good thing without a crashing wave of bad afterward and why does it never work the other way around? Silly brain.