#silly posting..

[yosuke-thinks]

Yosuke thought: Something is wrong with all of you. I don’t know what it is, but I don’t wanna find out either.

[yosuke-thinks]

// Kuma doesn’t know we speak of them…

[yosuke-thinks]

Yosuke thought: OH GOD ARE THEY'RE MULTIPLYING

[yosuke-thinks]

Hey man, I ate your headphones. You're welcome.

Yosuke thought: What the— Awh man! Those were superglued to my clothes! Now I'm naked. Thanks a lot Anon. Thank you.

[yosuke-thinks]

GIRLS KISSING GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH NOW NOW NOW

Yosuke thought: I can read just fine. Obviously I'll know what'll show up when I do that! Who the heck do you take me for?

..Anon, you don't understand. I see enough girls kissing as it is. All I have to do is look up from my phone right now and BOOM! Lesbians somehow magically appear right before me and kiss!

I'm sick, anon, I'm so sick.

[yosuke-thinks]

Dear anonim girl in purple

I, @2ndweddinganon hereby title you my and yosukes child, yosuke has no say in this, you shall get to be a witness our toxic Yuri <3

Yosuke thought: What do you mean I get no say?! You can't just force someone to take responsibility for a kid with you!

Even then, I would've agreed anyway. You're truly terrible to me sometimes.

..But with that aside, did you catch that, anon? 2nd wedding anon accepts you! yippe! woohoo! That's right! Yosuke has a kid now!

?????????????????????????whatwhy

[yosuke-thinks]

cool guy!

Yosuke thought: Hell yeah! Thank you for recognising my ever-so-overlooked greatness… I am a cool guy, the coolest of the entire batch! You could even call me a Cool Dude™!

There’s no way.