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“What’s your major??”
So I run a D&D club at the school I work at, right. Kids run their own games, have a blast, and are generally goofballs the whole time. One group was having some issues with talking over each other, and begged me to give them a talking stick (very proud of them for problem solving this) so I go and grab the Plague Doctor squishable I had bought over the summer for kids that wanted/needed something to hold or squeeze at work, and tell the group that this is their new talking stick.
The kids love him, name him "The Doctor" and he becomes the new table mascot. They're immediately talking over each other less, everyone is happy. The Doctor's authority has been universally approved by the masses, may his reign be long and prosperous, etc. etc.
Fast forward a few weeks. I spy the doctor is now sporting large circular rose-leansed glasses that fit the plush astonishingly well.
At the end of the session the kids are cleaning up and I go check in with Doc's group. Not only has Doc been gifted new glasses, but they have also decided he has a boyfriend, another student's tiny 1 inch tall dino toy. The students refuse to let me give the glasses back to them. Anyway. Please gaze upon the happy couple:
I’m sat in class with my students doing silent writing as I try to find some inspiration. It’s nearly the end of the year for my seniors and, even though they bug me, I do like them. :)
For a mini test on irony, I played Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic” to my students.
The new version and the old version.
I forgot how 90s grunge the video is, really. It was so funny to see their reactions. They did not understand at all.
My students are so sweet, especially the Freshmen.
So many of them try to flirt with me but they’re all under 20 and I’m just here like
NAH
I appreciate the thought, but they’re all too young for me.
And student/teacher relationships are strictly prohibited, so DEFINITELY NOT.
End of semester
And my mood is so much better with the end in sight. Students trying to suck up by telling me that they gave me a perfect evaluation - like I care. I'm not evaluated like an average prof, haha.
Me: Where is one-oh-three?
A: Here! And that's one-oh-four!
T: But I don't know numbers past one-oh-two...
Me: What??? Stop that, you do too...
D: What about one-oh-zero?
R: That's a hundred!!
A: Oh! Oh! ooooooohhhhhhhh!!!
Me: Wait...
T: ONE-OH-NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: Stop
D: One-zero-zero equals a thousand!!
Me: MATH TIME'S OVER
