May 30
someone said that neptune reminded them of those bouncy balls you'd find in shops or something and i could not agree more liek hello yes that is the same thing actually
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someone said that neptune reminded them of those bouncy balls you'd find in shops or something and i could not agree more liek hello yes that is the same thing actually
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Chase-
Chase what the fuck
MY MANNSSSS
YOU CANNOT JUST DROP A COOL LINE AND THEN POTENTIALLY D I E RIGHT AFTER
I REALLY LIKED YOU BRO 😭😭😭
I just finished watching Coryxkenshin play chapters 5-6 because I'm too poor to get the game myself and AHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG those chapters were BIG BIG EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTERS
AKJHFKSJDFHKSDHFJHHFFHHH I WANT TO SCREEEAAMMM AT SOMEONE ABOUT THIS GAME BUT MY FRIENDS ONLY KNOW A BIT ABOUT IT FROM ME YELLING AT THEM AND SENDIGN QUOOTTESSSSSS
Gang, why the helly is all my friends suddenly ignoring me. IM CONFUSED. Two of my friends are on call then we got one who won’t answer my messages. LIKE HELLO??
Headcanon #134
Dave does TikTok dances and John walks into the shot behind him and stares at him with confusion and judgement. Naturally, they’re a hit.
Headcanon #133
When the two start fighting over something really small, Dave will use one of these Vine quotes to try to break the tension:
“You know what? I’m about to say it... I don’t care that you broke your elbow.”
“You’re disrespecting a future US Army Soldier.”
“I think I know more about American Girl dolls than you do, genius.”
“I won’t hesitate, bitch.”
“I love you, bitch. I ain’t never gonna stop loving you, biiitch.”
“Bitch, why you mad? Cause my pussy pops severely, and yours don’t?”
Beyond Birthday blushing
Ugh I can't even get over young!B and Lawliet help
Headcanon #47
Dave and John always pass notes during class. About two months after they start dating, however, John passed Dave a dirty note describing all of the things he wanted Dave to do to him. This instantly turned Dave on, so he replied telling John about all of the things he would love to do to him. This went on almost all period. That is, until the teacher snatched up the note. And read it. Dave’s face was insanely red, and John just hid his face in his arms on his desk. They both were sent to the principal and had their guardians called.