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[elders-of-the-sky]

Okay let’s try this again.

I am making soup. Please only put normal ingredients into my soup. ~Forest Elder

Normal Ingredients™

…vanilla extract :)

Voting ended onJun 26, 2023

[gloomverse-theories]

Theory Time! Who is Dr Straight?

The mysterious Dr Straight has caught our attention for a long time now....

The first time we’re introduced to them is Also the first time we get to hear Purple’s beautiful purple voice. Though it’s actually Wallis, closeted nerd, who brings it up, stating that Purple ignored Straight’s theorem.

We later find out that it’s not the case and get to see Purple kick Wallis ass with logic, in a beautiful showdown that should figure in all of gloomverse’s history books.

What is that theorem anyway? Thankfully, Purple explains it to us poor readers.

....It’s very vague. It doesn’t sound mathematical at all, but what do I know, they’re the magmaticians, not me. Purple improved it by adding location parameters. Cool. He seems to like the dude, trying to follow in his footsteps and improve his work maybe?

So far, we know that Dr. Straight is a well known Magmatician who established the very well regarded and “practically proven” (according to Wallis, anyway) Straight’s theorem.

What else?

We’re in luck because our dearest Prez often go to visit them! Which means that they’re contemporary to the cast and not an old figure from time’s past like... Pliny the elder but for magic.

Seems like Prez like to go visit them if her loyal secretary Pi accurately guessed that she was going to visit them “again”.

And you know what she asks of him? “Let no one interrupt me”

Oh my what are you doing with them Prezy~ ?

Joke aside, the tone of the scene is serious, so she’s probably not having an affair with them (UNLESS-)

We know of one person that Prez often visit and doesn’t like to be disturbed when she does.....

Severed Person n°1! They got severed before it was cool

....Could it be....?

That THIS is Dr. Straight?

The chances are HIGH!

But it’s not anyone that we know, right?

Right?

WRONG!

There is ONE very likely candidate! A person who has been described as “a nerd” for studying magic!

THAT’S RIGHT FOLKS

I’M TALKING ABOUT PURPLE’S FATHER

THEY EVEN HAVE THE SAME SHIRT

SPIKY HAIR SPIKY HAIR SPIK-

ANYWAY

You’re gonna say that Clermont didn’t mention that her ex was severed, but why the hell would she drop that on poor Rylie when she’s trying to uplift her? Also Rylie knows not to ask about Dads thanks to the Glooms. Also, they could have lost in touch....

You’re ALSO going to tell me that the names don’t matchh, we have Purple, Straight, Clermont... no family name! Well first off they’re divorced so jot that down, second off, I have no idea if Clermont is her name or her surname, and thirdly off Purple is both called Purple and Professor Purple so Purple Purple, the Moon Moon of Gloomverse.

Also look me dead in the eyes and tell me that Purple wouldn’t change his last name to something other than Straight in a heartbeat.

You know.....

Prez seems to care... an awful lot about this Dr. Straight.... Going to their bedside to strum them a song almost every day..... Could it be.... Love?

A HIGH POSSIBILITY!

so here’s the truth, my dear fellow theorist.

The president of Gloomverse, first name Madam last name President, often headcanoned as Melody, is dating Dr. Straight! Which makes her Purple’s stepmother, as I’ve mentioned before that Dr. Straight is Purple’s dad. Purple IS working in the same field as Dr. Straight, and he IS working for Prez! Nepotism at it’s finest, for shame, for shame....

But you know what else it means?

Oh, surely you’ve pieced it together by now.....

These two beautiful angels..... these wonderful trashtalking sweethearts.... these flabbergasting egomaniacs......

THEY WERE STEPMOTHER IN LAW AND STEPSON IN LAW FOR A GOOD PERIOD OF TIME

That’s right. Prez is Wallis’s second mom and they hate each others gut. Imagine the awkwardness of the family dinners....

[skarchomp]

Good luck with your patreon though!! 😝

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well apparently i don’t need to worry about my patreon or anything now that you’ve cut me down in front of god and all my peers and jesus like this 

[stonedblr]

cleaned my favorite pipe 😇

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Gnome bard. I just get that vibe

i KNEW i would get this 

[elders-of-the-sky]

What would happen if the elders turned into cats

Okay you know what? This ask has been haunting me it’s so out of left field.

Temporary sidetrack from the story, this is really funny.

Event “Feline Form” is now happening.

Event will last between one week to however long it takes for me to not find this funny

[elders-of-the-sky]

The krill hunger for ceramics

[“Average dark dragon eats 3 ceramic pots a year” factoid actually just statistical error. Average dark dragon eats 0 ceramic pots per year. Ceramics Georg, who lives in Daylight Prairie & eats over 10,000 pieces of broken pottery each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.]

[elders-of-the-sky]

The Soup

((Based off of the results from this poll))

Forest Elder: I just…wanted to make…soup.